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The Top 10 Least Romantic Saying
10) "You're The Cheez Wiz on my potato."
9) "Being without you is like a biscuit without gravy."
8) "I need you like someone with the squirts needs Pepto
Bismol."
7) "You make me so excited, I just can't hold my bladder."
6) "I wanna be close to you like a leech on an abrasion."
5) "I want you like a dog wants a muscular leg."
4) "You mean more to me than a Buy one, Get one Free Coupon
at Waffle House."
3) "I want you more than a Romulan wants to kill a
Klingon."
2) "I want you more than the nastiest heroin addict needs a
fix from a dirty needle."
1) "Its either you or the dog but I gotta sleep with
someone tonight!"
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