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deadly poker hand
four elderly gentlemen were playing poker at a florida retirement community, when one old fella, well, he bet $1,000i
on one hand...he lost. upon losing, he clutched his chest, had a heart attack, and died.
well, the other three gentlemen, they didn't know how (or who) should tell the deceased mans wife...so they drew straws..and the loser said that he would be discreet..."discretion is my middle name", he exclaimed..he knocked on the door..when the wife answered, he said..."i'm sorry ma'am, but your husband just lost $1,000 in a hand of poker, and he's afraid to come home."
the wife replied with..."the him to drop dead!"
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