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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Say it Drunk
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
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| June 29, 2007, 05:23 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Say it Drunk
memories brought back 
take care
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| June 29, 2007, 07:16 |
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REALshedevil
66 / female
Richmond, Missouri, US
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Re: Say it Drunk
hehehehe I have a hard time saying some of those when I'm not drunk. 
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| June 30, 2007, 09:08 |
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