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Liberalwife
47 / female north, England, UK
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Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabbit or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabbit over there?"
The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."
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June 27, 2007, 06:14 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Wittle Wabbit
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June 27, 2007, 07:09 |
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REALshedevil
66 / female Richmond, Missouri, US
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Re: Wittle Wabbit
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June 27, 2007, 08:03 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Wittle Wabbit
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June 27, 2007, 08:11 |
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dave2big
81 / male somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: Wittle Wabbit
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June 27, 2007, 08:45 |
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smitty6044
80 / male A whoop and a hollar from Dallas, Texas, US
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Re: Wittle Wabbit
That's almoft a gwoaner!
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June 29, 2007, 06:51 |
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