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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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How Dirty Minded are you?
I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All of the answers in this test are NOT obscene in any way.....
1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k"and means the same as intercourse?
2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
5) Name a word that is four letters long, end in "u-n-t" which is a word for a woman?
6) What does a dog do that you can step into?
7) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with "k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
8) What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a girl want more?
9) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
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ANSWERS...
1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a fifty pound note)
4. (firetruck)
5. (aunt)
6. (pants)
7. (fork)
8. (Peanut chocolate bar)
9. (grit)
10.(last name)
How did you score? 
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| June 25, 2007, 05:49 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: How Dirty Minded are you?
one
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| June 25, 2007, 06:08 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: How Dirty Minded are you?
eight, i have seen a similar test before. does that mean i am NOT a dirty old man ???
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| June 25, 2007, 09:48 |
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REALshedevil
66 / female
Richmond, Missouri, US
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Re: How Dirty Minded are you?
I got 3 right. Guess that means my mind is in the gutter! 
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| June 25, 2007, 18:29 |
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Re: How Dirty Minded are you?
Ahh....I lost score...I got to question #3 and my mind wandered off.....
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| June 25, 2007, 19:15 |
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Re: How Dirty Minded are you?
I'm just an all out pervert... i'll leave it at that.. HA.
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| June 25, 2007, 19:40 |
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Re: Re: How Dirty Minded are you?
QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ June 25, 2007, 19:40)I'm just an all out pervert... i'll leave it at that.. HA.
You and me both! I finally got 100% on a test!
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| June 25, 2007, 20:33 |
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Re: Re: Re: How Dirty Minded are you?
QUOTE (Jessejames @ June 25, 2007, 20:33) QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ June 25, 2007, 19:40)I'm just an all out pervert... i'll leave it at that.. HA.
You and me both! I finally got 100% on a test!
I got a 100% if you thought the same answers I did.
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| June 25, 2007, 21:32 |
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Re: How Dirty Minded are you?
I tried to find the "real" meaning of the words but my mind kept coming back around to the pervy stuff...go figure, I'm such a nice girl...LOL!!!
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| June 25, 2007, 21:47 |
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iceone4u
54 / male
Cincinnati, Ohio, US
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Re: How Dirty Minded are you?
Are you kidding? Answering those questions without a nasty thought in your mind is like a man watching a woman eat an ice cream cone with out thinking of a bj! 
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| June 26, 2007, 04:56 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: Re: How Dirty Minded are you?
QUOTE (iceone4u @ June 26, 2007, 04:56)Are you kidding? Answering those questions without a nasty thought in your mind is like a man watching a woman eat an ice cream cone with out thinking of a bj!
What flavour? Banana? 
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| June 26, 2007, 05:03 |
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iceone4u
54 / male
Cincinnati, Ohio, US
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Re: Re: Re: How Dirty Minded are you?
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ June 26, 2007, 05:03)
I'll give you any flavor you want baby! 
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| June 26, 2007, 05:15 |
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Re: How Dirty Minded are you?
sure it wasn't a bannana split I look at about three questions and got side tracked 
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| June 26, 2007, 21:14 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Re: How Dirty Minded are you?
QUOTE (bulrfush @ June 26, 2007, 21:14)sure it wasn't a bannana split I look at about three questions and got side tracked
Hmm, me, too.
  
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| June 27, 2007, 06:17 |
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Re: How Dirty Minded are you?
Libs i tried, honestly i did, but the dirty mind kept rushing to the surface,  and couldn't find the clean answers to any of them.  I'm usually such a good clean minded girl, so not sure what happened!!! 
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| June 27, 2007, 06:56 |
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Re: How Dirty Minded are you?
Got three right, but my mind wandered, wandering even more now i've seen HBG picture 
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| June 27, 2007, 07:19 |
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cobaltheat
55 / male
Leicester, England, UK
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Re: How Dirty Minded are you?
Think my mind must be down there in the gutter, got a big fat zero!
Not sure about no 10. My wife didnt take mine. prob why shes now the soon to be ex wife.
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| June 27, 2007, 18:27 |
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