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Why Condoms Come in Packages of 3,6,12
Why Condoms Come in Packages of 3,6,12
A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old son. They
happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are
these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called
condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex .' 'Oh I see,' replied
the boy pensively.
'Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.' He looks
over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,'Why are there
3 in this package?'
The dad replies, 'Those are for high school boys, one for
Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.' 'Cool' says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?' 'Those
are for college men,' the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday and TWO for Sunday.'
'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks,
picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad
replied, Those are for married men . One for January, one for February,
one for March......
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