1. I answered the door nude for a Jehovah Witness
2. I flew my plane under the low bridge south of town on a dare
3. I once flew with the "Blue Angels"

I'm going to say the Price is Right is the lie......(only because your from England, I know, it doesn't mean you couldn't have visited, but its the best guess I got!)

OK here are mine

I got caught by the police with an entire glove box FULL of condoms......

I got so drunk once I woke up in my own puke with my pants on backwards, then had to pick up dog shit all day in the blazing heat with nothing else said from my father but......"Hang-overs are a bitch, ain't they Tiff....."

I have never been with a man who was not circumcised.....

  QUOTE (NRG4U @ June 22, 2007, 12:50)


I think #1 is the lie. Nope,# 3 is the lie, Blue Angels are Navy boys, I was all Air Force, I did answer the door nude

1. I answered the door nude for a Jehovah Witness
2. I flew my plane under the low bridge south of town on a dare
3. I once flew with the "Blue Angels"

Now for mine

1) I am a natural Blonde

2) I am all me, everywhere.

3) I hate sex

Ok, here goes:

1. After being appraoched in a park for loud music and kerfew by police, I threw a newly opened fifth of whiskey away, police told me to remove it from trash, and put it in my car.

2.One time i got in trouble for stopping an elevator between floors for sex.

3.I was told by my high school counselor it would be best if i just dropped out of school.

Lol, HBG, you're right.

  QUOTE (hotbubblegum @ June 22, 2007, 14:37)


and are you gonna take it if she does? rip her top off!!

I used to do show jumping and jumped 5ft 8, (On the horse)!! I know you have ed, and im sure he can jump 5ft+ a white witch luvvin vamps and all i say true so the only thing left is you being with a woman! oh how sexy the thought thats the lie.

I am a white witch

Had sex with a woman

Libs = 2
NRG = 1
Pepper = 3
NY = 3

  QUOTE (nykitten @ June 22, 2007, 12:56)

ok Im really not sure but I can see a dad being a prick to teach a lesson. harsh though. not sure if ya experienced given ur age that youve never been with the fold of flesh! so Im guessing a whole box of condoms. not even a healyhy gorgeous all woman such as yourself could hope to to have that kinda stamina though we can all hope!

Ooooppps, sorry, I seem to be a little slow....

I used to do show jumping and jumped 5ft 8, (On the horse)!!

I am a white witch

Had sex with a woman

Libs = 2
NRG = 1
Pepper = 3
NY = 3

  QUOTE (pepper @ June 22, 2007, 12:54)


You are natural all the way!......

  QUOTE (hotbubblegum @ June 22, 2007, 13:41)

lost at russian roullette and live! at 17 was seduced and devoured by my english teacher and her two friends! on my 18th bday was dinstinguished graduate of the u.s. armys only artic mountain fighting force, survival school! I think # 2 is the lie

lost at russian roullette and live! at 17 was seduced and devoured by my english teacher and her two friends! on my 18th bday was dinstinguished graduate of the u.s. armys only artic mountain fighting force, survival school!

This is an awesome topic :D

1.) Was receiving a handjob from my girlfriend at the time in the haybarn when a huge spider crawled onto her leg, causing her to scream and almost rip my knob off...

2.) I fell about 30m down a steep hill on a biology field trip, breaking my collar bone, and all my friends did was laugh at me (until I started to go grey and blacked out)

3.) Knocked a guy unconcious with a golfball from 150 yards on the 3rd hole of my local golf club

You all think # 1 is my lie, actually #3 is. Blue Angels are Navy boys, I was Air Force, I did answer the door nude

Nope :p

1) I once called off of work with the reason being, that I burned myself by having wild sex the night before.

2) I once told my landlord that I didn't have the rent because I spent my money on women and beer.

3) I once had to explain what the bulge was in the front of my pants to a female police officer while being frisked.

Which is the lie???? Can you tell????

  QUOTE (nykitten @ June 22, 2007, 12:56)

so here's my three...

1. i am afraid of dogs
2. i am a great cook
3. i have a secret stash of cash (worth millions of dollars!)

which is the lie??

Ok, here goes:

1. After being appraoched in a park for loud music and kerfew by police, I threw a newly opened fifth of whiskey away, police told me to remove it from trash, and put it in my car.

2.One time i got in trouble for stopping an elevator between floors for sex.

3.I was told by my high school counselor it would be best if i just dropped out of school.

The audition is a lie, cuz you can't possibly sound like Mariah Carey, she hasn't that stiff upper lip accent that is famously british.