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TOP 10 WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR ZIPPER IS UNZIPPED
TOP 10 WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR ZIPPER IS UNZIPPED:
by David Letterman
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend tohis bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Mr. Johnson.
6. Elvis has left the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones
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2. Men may be From Mars .. but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
And the #1 Way to tell someone their zipper is unzipped.....
1. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary"
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June 18, 2007, 07:02 |
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flatbed
59 / male elgin, Illinois, US
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Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR ZIPPER IS UNZIPPED
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June 18, 2007, 07:25 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR ZIPPER IS UNZIPPED
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June 18, 2007, 15:11 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female north, England, UK
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Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR ZIPPER IS UNZIPPED
Hee-hee, Good one Tiger.
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June 19, 2007, 06:53 |
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yddottoh
75 / male Conway, Arkansas, US
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Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR ZIPPER IS UNZIPPED
good one tiger
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June 20, 2007, 07:10 |
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