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REALshedevil
66 / female
Richmond, Missouri, US
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Blonde gets even
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said,
"I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is .. an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!" 
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| June 14, 2007, 17:46 |
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Re: Blonde gets even
Hey, the blonde waitress caught on real quick!
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| June 14, 2007, 18:04 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Blonde gets even
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| June 14, 2007, 23:52 |
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flatbed
59 / male
elgin, Illinois, US
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Re: Blonde gets even
got my vote 
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| June 18, 2007, 07:01 |
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