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A Horse, A Chicken and A Harley
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike,the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the
farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best
Buddies,
Best Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha,) there IS a moral
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks"
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| June 14, 2007, 06:46 |
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Re: A Horse, A Chicken and A Harley
excellent 
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| June 14, 2007, 07:42 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: A Horse, A Chicken and A Harley
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| June 14, 2007, 12:03 |
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REALshedevil
66 / female
Richmond, Missouri, US
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Re: A Horse, A Chicken and A Harley
That's a good one.
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| June 14, 2007, 17:34 |
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flatbed
59 / male
elgin, Illinois, US
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Re: A Horse, A Chicken and A Harley
god bless those that are hung, us little guys must need a harley
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| June 18, 2007, 07:22 |
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Re: A Horse, A Chicken and A Harley
I believe that while you must deal with the equipment you're dealt.............
....the real beast lives within 
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| June 25, 2007, 06:36 |
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