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burglar
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The same kind of people that would name a pit bull, Jesus."
 
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| June 6, 2007, 10:43 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: burglar
moon, i read and liked all of your jokes today, but THIS one is my favorite ! have a friend that used to have a pit bull, we laughed our asses off when i told him this joke ! keep them coming kid!!!!
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| June 6, 2007, 11:54 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: burglar
ROFMLAO--- 
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| June 11, 2007, 09:57 |
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