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Size Matters............
I have been contemplating having "DECK" augmentation. Everyday, I gaze upon it and wish it were much bigger! It's not only a guy thing, my wife wishes my "DECK" was larger too. I look around and notice my neighbors have much bigger "DECKS" than mine. What, am I cursed? Why is mine so small? Hell, my dad had a huge "DECK". So does my brother. So, small "DECKS" do not run in my family.
My "DECK" is old, run down and sags. To save some money, maybe I should try enlarging it myself. Hell, I'm somewhat handy but then, maybe I should enlist an expert in "DECK" altering. I would probably make it way too big anyway. You know, people might think I was trying to be too showy! My wife, on the other hand, wouldn't mind looking at a very large "DECK"!
 What do you think about my "DECK" issues??
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| May 29, 2007, 08:27 |
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Re: Size Matters............
I need to see what your talking about to get a better perspective of what you seemingly think should be changed. I think I should be larger also and probably so does half the other guys here, for the same reasons women feel they should be larger breasted. Each person as a whole in their personality, their physical characteristics, their intellectual levels, their speech capabilities, and in their hearts, always feels that some part of them would not be at Parr with the rest of the world. Although its is normal we as individuals for some reason cannot overcome what we ourselves "only" feel is a downfall.
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| May 29, 2007, 09:16 |
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dave2big
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somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: Size Matters............
nahhh, i will stick withe "DECK" that i have. might not please anyone else, but i have had it for nearly 64 years, and i am used to it.......
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| May 29, 2007, 09:33 |
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Re: Size Matters............
You know it really is not all about size, but in how you use it...... yes I understand that it would take a long time to get to Europe in a row boat, but if you are using it right, then let it take the time, and enjoy the ride......
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| May 29, 2007, 11:21 |
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Re: Size Matters............
This post was another attempt by me to be humorous. Apparently, I was unsuccessful.
As a matter of fact, my wife says my "deck" is fine. She says she wouldn't have it any other way! She thinks it's just right for the two of us.
Now, if company were to come over, to some, it might seem "undersized". 
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| May 29, 2007, 11:24 |
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Re: Size Matters............
Ya know,,,! Iwas wondering if you were just f-in around,,,, But I always get introuble some how saying stupid shit over the thread,,,so I figured I better be nice,, 
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| May 29, 2007, 12:55 |
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Re: Size Matters............
Ya done good VB...no matter how ya look at it, we all did find the humor in it!
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| May 29, 2007, 12:59 |
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Re: Re: Size Matters............
QUOTE (hothands @ May 29, 2007, 12:55)Ya know,,,! I was wondering if you were just f-in around,,,, But I always get in trouble some how saying stupid shit over the thread,,,so I figured I better be nice,,
Maybe I shouldn't quit my day job.....wtf am I saying? I don't have a day job to quit.
Oh well, don't worry about your response. I did a very poor job writing the post in the first place. But, it sounded funny in my head.........
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| May 29, 2007, 13:15 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Size Matters............
I was amused, but then it doesn't take much to amuse me either.
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| May 29, 2007, 14:37 |
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Re: Re: Size Matters............
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ May 29, 2007, 14:37)I was amused, but then it doesn't take much to amuse me either.
Hey FUN, I'm flattered.......I think?
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| May 29, 2007, 19:53 |
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Re: Size Matters............
Awwwww....we luv ya VB....there have been a few times when we may have wanted to choke the livin' shit out of you...but we luv ya all the same 
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| May 29, 2007, 20:16 |
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smitty6044
80 / male
A whoop and a hollar from Dallas, Texas, US
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Re: Size Matters............
VB at our age unless you catch hell from at least one person every day you aren't sure if you are still OK! Us old farts have to stick together you know. See, I've done my good deed for the day....and they seldom go un-punished.
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| May 30, 2007, 00:34 |
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Re: Re: Size Matters............
QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 29, 2007, 20:16)Awwwww....we luv ya VB....there have been a few times when we may have wanted to choke the livin' shit out of you...but we luv ya all the same
Oh CHAZZY, now I feel wanted......I think?
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| May 30, 2007, 06:09 |
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Re: Size Matters............
Luv ya!
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| May 30, 2007, 11:04 |
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Re: Re: Size Matters............
QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 30, 2007, 11:04)Luv ya!
Right back at 'cha......
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| May 30, 2007, 21:29 |
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Re: Size Matters............
Ya got allot of charactor, doode! You're allot of fun for a grumpybutt!!!
(Ha! I haven't called you by the endearing term "grumpybutt" in awhile...it was due!)
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| May 30, 2007, 21:35 |
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Re: Re: Size Matters............
QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 30, 2007, 21:35)Ya got allot of character, doode! You're allot of fun for a grumpybutt!!!
(Ha! I haven't called you by the endearing term "grumpybutt" in awhile...it was due!)
How did I ever attain such the lofty title of "GRUMPYBUTT" I must be special...or maybe I fail to use enough emoticons to offset my obviously ambiguous posts!  ......quick, my puffer!!
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