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In the country
A city slicker moves out to the country right down the road from a farmer. He drives up to the farmers house, sees him sittin' on the porch and says, "Howdy! I noticed you have some cottonwood trees out back. You mind if I pick me some cotton?"
The farmer, laughing on the inside, says, "Of course not! You go right ahead and take all ya' want."
The city slicker pulls around back. After about 20 minutes, he drives back by with a truck bed full of bailed cotton. The farmer couldn't believe his eyes!
The next day the city slicker drives by and says, "I noticed you have a lot of milkweed around back. Mind if I get me some milk?"
Once again, laughing histerically inside, the farmer says, "Why sure ya' can! Take all ya' want!"
The city slicker, again, goes around back for about 20 minutes and drives back by with a truck bed full of gallon jugs filled to the brim with milk!
The farmer is plum amazed at this point.
The next day the city slicker drives back by and says, "You've been so kind, sir, letting me gather up the cotton and the milk.... I noticed you have some pussywillow out back, would you mind......
Before the city slicker could get another word out, the farmer yelled out, "Sure! Hold on, let me get my hat, I'm comin' with ya'!"
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