luc2lickalot
75 / male
Greensburg, Pennsylvania, US
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The Door to Door Salesman
A man was selling kitchen gadgets door to door in a quiet neighborhood. He approached the door of the last house on the block and rang the doorbell. He was speechless when the door opened to reveal a absolutely gorgeous woman wearing only a see-through nightie. He stood there unable to move or say a word. Suddenly the women grabbed him by the hand and said, Quick, come inside...I hear someone coming." He jumped into the foyer of the house, closing the door behind him. As he turned around, he saw that the woman had removed her nightie and was posing in front of him in all her natural glory. She said, "I want you to look at this body very carefully and tell me what you think is the most sensitive part." He looked her up and down, drooling the entire time and finally said, "It has to be your ears." The woman was amazed. "Did you see these supple breasts with their rock-hard nipples begging to to sucked? Did you even notice my freshly- shaved pussy that needs filled by a hard cock ? Did you see how smooth an unblemished my skin is? My lips...made for sucking cock ...and you say it's my ears? Why?" The salesmen sheepishly said, "Remember when you said you herd someone coming? That was me!" 
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