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In honor of Mother's Day:
An oldie but goodie   
I was out walking with my 5 year old son. He picked up something off the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that.
"Why?" my son asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.
At this point, my son looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart." I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" he beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.
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| May 14, 2007, 11:37 |
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Re: In honor of Mother's Day:
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| May 14, 2007, 11:42 |
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Re: In honor of Mother's Day:
I see better watch what we put in our mouths
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| May 14, 2007, 16:58 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: In honor of Mother's Day:
and what do you put in YOUR mouth dear?????
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| May 14, 2007, 23:57 |
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