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You Know You're a Mother When...
- You count the number of sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they are equal.
- You want to take out a contract on the kid who broke your child's favorite toy and made him/her cry.
- You have time to shave only one leg at a time.
- You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
- Your child throws up and you catch it.
- Someone else's kid throws up at a party and you keep eating.
- You consider finger paint to be a controlled substance.
- You mastered the art of placing food on a plate without anything touching.
- Your child insists that you read "Once upon a Potty" out loud in the lobby of the doctor's office and you do it.
- You hire a baby sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then you spend half the night talking about and checking on the kids.
- You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it's the only one your child eats.
- You find yourself cutting your husband's sandwiches into unusual shapes.
- You fast-forward through the scene when the hunter shoots Bambi's mother.
- You obsess when your child clings to you upon parting during his first month at school, then you obsess when he skips in without looking back.
- You can't bear to give away baby clothes--it's so final.
- You hear your mother's voice coming out of your mouth when you say, "Not in your good clothes."
- You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.
- You read that the average-five-year old asks 437 questions a day and feel proud that your kid is "above average."
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| May 14, 2007, 11:31 |
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Re: You Know You're a Mother When...
Oh my god, that's me!!!! 
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| May 14, 2007, 11:48 |
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REALshedevil
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Richmond, Missouri, US
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Re: You Know You're a Mother When...
Wow! That one has me pegged.  
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| June 3, 2007, 20:18 |
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