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I, THE PENIS
I, The Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons
* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I plunge head first into everything I do
* I do not get weekends or holidays off
* I work in a damp environment
* I work in the dark with poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Yours sincerely
The Penis
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Dear Penis
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration has rejected your request for the following reasons
* You do not work for eight hours straight
* You fall asleep after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team
* You do not stay in your designated area and can often be seen visiting other locations
* You do not take initiative
* You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
* You leave the workplace messy at the end of each shift
* You do not always observe the correct safety precautions such as wearing protective clothing
* You will retire well before the age of 65
* You are unable to work double shifts
* You sometimes leave the workplace before the designated task has been completed to the managements satisfaction
And if that wasnt enough you are often seen entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags
Sincerely
The management
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| May 12, 2007, 17:10 |
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Re: I, THE PENIS
The Penis
It comes.
It goes.
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| May 12, 2007, 17:16 |
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Re: I, THE PENIS
And they always bang my head upagaist this damn wall!!
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| May 12, 2007, 19:27 |
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Re: I, THE PENIS
This is the funniest thing i have read in a long time. After a bad day this mad me laugh so much!!!
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| May 13, 2007, 06:18 |
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Re: I, THE PENIS
You do post some really good topics.   
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| May 13, 2007, 09:50 |
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Re: I, THE PENIS
Hey thanks - glad you enjoy them!!
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| May 13, 2007, 11:28 |
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Re: I, THE PENIS
yes but willing to work on it
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| May 13, 2007, 11:39 |
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dave2big
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somewhere, Nebraska, US
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hee hee , loved it !!!
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| May 13, 2007, 13:53 |
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| May 13, 2007, 19:19 |
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REALshedevil
66 / female
Richmond, Missouri, US
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That was great kareena   
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| May 13, 2007, 20:50 |
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Re: I, THE PENIS
It was wasnt it - hilarious. Makes me laugh each time i read it.
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| May 14, 2007, 05:16 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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I loved it, Kareena!
 
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