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HOW TO SHOWER!!!!!!
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according
to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mould spots with tile cleaner.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in
a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake Willy at her making the 'woo-woo'
sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Have a piss.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath
the whole time.
Admire willy size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake Willy at her and make the
'Woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE MOST OF IT'S TRUE!!!!!!
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| May 11, 2007, 09:17 |
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Re: HOW TO SHOWER!!!!!!
correction.. on the way back you gotta snap the wife's ass with the half wet towel THEN do the woo woo willie shake
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| May 11, 2007, 10:57 |
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Re: HOW TO SHOWER!!!!!!
looks pretty much the real deal to me..so what's your point?!!! 
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| May 11, 2007, 11:33 |
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hotfarmboy
36 / male
devon, England, UK
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Lmao! Im so ashamed at how familiar that all was!
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| May 11, 2007, 12:10 |
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smitty6044
80 / male
A whoop and a hollar from Dallas, Texas, US
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Men are such insensitive louts......
WOO,WOO!
This is almost too true to be funny but I'm rothlmfao.
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| May 11, 2007, 14:26 |
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Re: HOW TO SHOWER!!!!!!
 Kareena, were you window-peepin' again?? You must have needed a good laugh
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| May 11, 2007, 14:35 |
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Re: Re: HOW TO SHOWER!!!!!!
QUOTE (SmolderSilence @ May 11, 2007, 14:35) Kareena, were you window-peepin' again?? You must have needed a good laugh
she told me she was "role playing" that day and cross-dressing ...thus, she was the male...what hypocrisy!!
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| May 11, 2007, 15:30 |
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| May 11, 2007, 15:36 |
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REALshedevil
66 / female
Richmond, Missouri, US
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That's great kareena. lol But you forgot one thing a man does while he is in the shower. And that is sing. hehehehe  
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| May 11, 2007, 15:51 |
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Re: HOW TO SHOWER!!!!!!
I have to add an adjective to describe my willy......that would be "wee"!!
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| May 11, 2007, 16:42 |
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Re: HOW TO SHOWER!!!!!!
I always thought the right way to shower was with someone else!!! 
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| May 12, 2007, 09:25 |
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QUOTE (hotbubblegum @ May 12, 2007, 09:25)
yes, the only way to shower is with someone else!
Then you can take turns making 'mohawks' on each others head; or making an elephant trunk on him; or 'tipping' out her chests, ...
Yep, lots of fun things to do in the shower with another!!!
 
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| May 12, 2007, 10:54 |
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| May 12, 2007, 19:53 |
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Re: Re: Re: HOW TO SHOWER!!!!!!
QUOTE (ptr61dhn @ May 12, 2007, 10:54) QUOTE (hotbubblegum @ May 12, 2007, 09:25)
yes, the only way to shower is with someone else!
Then you can take turns making 'mohawks' on each others head; or making an elephant trunk on him; or 'tipping' out her chests, ...
Yep, lots of fun things to do in the shower with another!!!
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