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God meets Enzo Ferrari
The founder and great creator of Ferrari automobiles dies of old age. He ascends to heaven and as he is about to pass through the magic gates, God is there to greet him personally.
"Enzo, at last we meet. I want you to know that I have been a great admirer of yours. You epitomize the best Man has to offer; creativity, hard work, ingenuity and innovation. Your cars are absolute work of art. People like you make me proud of having created Man."
Enzo very touch by this ultimate compliment responds.
"I am flattered God but you remain the greatest creator of all. No body will ever equal the beauty, intrigue and sex appeal of a woman. Those curves, the soft touch, the fine details, everything is simply awsome..... except for one detail that has always bothered me."
"And what is that, Enzo?" replies God.
"Why did you put the ignition so close to the exhaust?"
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