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A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX
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You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
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Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ
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Make love, not war. -Hell, do both, GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT
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It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ
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At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ
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No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO
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If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
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Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham, NC
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