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Your most embarrassing moment
So i read a topic on a forum about peoples embarassing moments and sat n had a right little giggle to myself lol!! Thought seeing as more people come on this forum i'd start one here so come on guys. What's ur most embarassing story?
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| May 6, 2007, 14:58 |
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NRG4U
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Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Your most embarrassing moment
normally in a thread like this, the person starting the thread, writes a post about their own experience, so whats yours kareena??
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| May 6, 2007, 15:34 |
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Eh...too many moments I've had!!! I'll just relate the last one...it's not much of a story really, I was browsing a newly opened local antique shop for the first time, as I walked in, the shop owner appeared from one aisle still wearing a tool belt and carrying a hammer, I quickly came across a wonderful display of pottery from an artist in the upper northwest region, I was just standing there, and was so taken by her unique style, I was just gonna to decide on a piece to buy...when without any provacation at all...the top shelf just gave, then of course, the lower two shelves fell victim to the "pancake effect"...I swear, I never touched a thing!! They just fell, destroying every piece of pottery I had just been admiring seconds before...the shop owner was horrified, (he himself just finished those shelves and display) and I'm not sure which one of us was the most freaked and embarrassed!
He was just happy I was not injured (and he not liable for any harm!) and I was just so happy to get the hell outta that shop!
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| May 6, 2007, 15:51 |
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ok - my most embarrassing moment. I had fancied this guy for years. Since i was about 16. I met him at a conference 10 yrs later. By now i wasnt the same bespectaled spotty little 16 yr old. Turns out we were all staying in the same hotel. He asked if i would like to meet for a drink at the bar later. I agreed. Came to the bar looking my stunning best and created quite an impression. I got a little carried away with the drinks. The he asked me if i would like to go out and get some food. We went to a chinese restaurant and had a fantastic evening. Obviously i drank more and was hammered by now, coz i was so nervous. On the way home we were in his car (a real posh jaguar). I was telling him how nice his car was when all of a sudden i vomited all over his leather interior. Then again over the stereo. As we were on a motorway he couldnt just pull over. He opened the window and i vomited outside and it went all down the side of the car. When i finished vomiting i burst out crying and kept mumbling how sorry i was.
Needless to say he avoided me after that - lol
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| May 6, 2007, 16:49 |
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Re: Re: Your most embarrassing moment
QUOTE (kareena30 @ May 6, 2007, 16:49)ok - my most embarrassing moment. I had fancied this guy for years. Since i was about 16. I met him at a conference 10 yrs later. By now i wasnt the same bespectaled spotty little 16 yr old. Turns out we were all staying in the same hotel. He asked if i would like to meet for a drink at the bar later. I agreed. Came to the bar looking my stunning best and created quite an impression. I got a little carried away with the drinks. The he asked me if i would like to go out and get some food. We went to a chinese restaurant and had a fantastic evening. Obviously i drank more and was hammered by now, coz i was so nervous. On the way home we were in his car (a real posh jaguar). I was telling him how nice his car was when all of a sudden i vomited all over his leather interior. Then again over the stereo. As we were on a motorway he couldnt just pull over. He opened the window and i vomited outside and it went all down the side of the car. When i finished vomiting i burst out crying and kept mumbling how sorry i was.
Needless to say he avoided me after that - lol
Awwww,,Man!,,oh well,,,shit happens, nothing I'm sure a good  and a  couldn't fix on a latter date,,sorry that happened that is embarrasing though,, 
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| May 6, 2007, 17:39 |
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NRG4U
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ok,I used to belong to a dart league, & was trying to round up ppl for another team. I was talkin to this lady in the bar about joining, she was in her mid 20's. She was interested but had to go pick up her kid, & told me to stop by that night after I got off work. When I knocked on her door, a little 5 yr. old boy answered the door. I asked him if his mother was home, he said yes follow me. He lead the way & opened this door, walked in with me following. There she sat in the tub. I was speechless for a moment, finally I said, "Ummmmm ya know what, I think I'll just wait in the other room until you're done. Yup, think thats what I'll do" Not sure who was redder, her or me
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| May 6, 2007, 22:33 |
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I guess that I would have to say that it was when I was in High School, and I had my girlfriend over for the evening. My parents were divorced, and my mom was out with her boyfriend. We were doing the fun and exciting things, and when we got finished, I went into the master bath to discard my protection. I took it off, and threw it in the toilet, and flushed it. Then went on my way. We took off, and headed out for a fun filled evening of dinner and a movie, and a little partying. When I got home, my mom's boyfriend called me into the back room and asked me what was in the toilet. Upon my inspection, I realized that my protection did not go down, and immediately started putting it off as my brothers......
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| May 6, 2007, 22:53 |
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Re: Your most embarrassing moment
lol 
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| May 7, 2007, 06:28 |
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REALshedevil
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Richmond, Missouri, US
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One of my most embarrassing moments was when I found out my parents still had sex. lol I went over to their house to check on them. All the doors were locked except for the basement door, which was very unusual with their cars being home. When I finally found that the basement door was unlocked I went in the house. All through the basement was a trail of clothes. And I heard my parents in the bedroom in the basement. Thinking I would just leave and not say anything I started to go out the door. Much to my surprise my Dad came out to see who had came in. He was in his underwear. He asked what I needed. I told him I just came to check on them and my Grandma. He said Mom was in taking a bath. My Grandma was upstairs asleep. He told me I could go upstairs and they would be up in a few minutes. I thought to myself yeah right, I'm gonna stay upstairs knowing my parents are having sex down here. lol I don't know who was more embarrassed him or me. I just told him I would see him later. Went home and told my hubby what happened. He told me, well you know they are married.  
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| May 7, 2007, 08:03 |
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HenryG
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Central Georgia, Georgia, US
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Re: Your most embarrassing moment
Have to think on that one a while and come back,I have so many 
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| May 7, 2007, 09:52 |
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my most embarrasing moment, is having some fun with a women at my parents place. during which my dad walks in. eee eee ee 
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| May 7, 2007, 09:53 |
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smitty6044
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A whoop and a hollar from Dallas, Texas, US
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My wife and I hadn't been married too many years but we did already have 2 small children. Their bedtime was early so we had some "private time" after we put them down for the night. We never thought to lock the bedroom door and were quite occupied with "making the sign of the three-toed iguana" when we suddenly realized our four year old son was standing beside the bed.
"Daddy why are you wrestling with Mommy? You said you were too tired to wrestle with me earlier!" and worse as we scrambled to regain some small measure of decorum was the more probing question: "....and what happened to your pajamas?". At least he didn't ask any more questions. My wife was speechless and totally incoherent. She always made me double check the door after that. He never asked any more questions but I always wrestled with him if he wanted to play after that. You need to take care of what is important.
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| May 7, 2007, 12:15 |
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Re: Your most embarrassing moment
I have so many... too many to list . When those moments occur, which feels like I have them everyday. I feel a cross between Lucille Ball and Gilda Radner.
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| May 7, 2007, 13:07 |
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HenryG
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Central Georgia, Georgia, US
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One of many, I can think of one when my daughter was in high school. She had a friend come over to spend the nite that Saturday. I had made a small pond in the yard with fish in it, watching the fish relaxed me. Anyway, I drank too much and fell in pond and came in house soaking wet and drunk. My daughter was so embarresed and so was I.
I could write a book on my embarrassing moments. 
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| May 7, 2007, 20:52 |
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My most embarassing moment was in College. I was on a first date with a very cute petite brunette. We were simply having a blast from the get go and the evening went on and on and it was obvious that neither of us wanted it to end. So we ended up in a small park by the river at something like 2:00 or 3:00 am and we start making out. Before you know it we are having sex on the lawn. She was on top of me and really into it when a cop walks up to us and says:
"hey guys, I know you are having fun, but why don't you go home so people stop calling the precinct about leud behavior."
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| May 7, 2007, 21:16 |
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| May 12, 2007, 19:56 |
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Mine was along time ago,I was 16 and she was 15,I was getting ready for our first kiss (I didn't know it was her first kiss ever from a guy)when I felt a cool spot down low,when I checked it out I found that my hard penis was sticking out from my pants! I turned and quickly put it back,zipped up,and said I had to go,I was so embarrassed!and never got to give her our first kiss because I didn't go back and see her for along time,by then she went back to MD and got her first kiss from someone else.I wish I had it to do over. 
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| May 13, 2007, 22:45 |
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Re: Your most embarrassing moment
Running my wheelchair into a support beam in school after seeing a crush I had a big crush on walk by me! LOL
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| May 14, 2007, 12:10 |
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luc2lickalot
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Greensburg, Pennsylvania, US
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Mine is REALLY embarrassing. When I was in the Navy, our ship pulled into Portsmouth, England, where I managed to hook up with a real stunner. We hit it off very well and spent the evening at dinner and dancing. Afterwards, we went back to her flat where the two of us began exploring each others' bodies. I was amazed by her tits - they were absolutely perfect. When I slid my hand between her thighs and moved inside her panties, I found a dick larger than mine waiting there....I left rather quickly at that point. They were amazing tits, though.
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| May 15, 2007, 10:08 |
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Re: Your most embarrassing moment
Made some sort of animal sound the other night while making love.
LOL.
Now that was embarrasing. Now... shush and go read another thread already.
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| May 18, 2007, 23:05 |
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NRG4U
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Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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I gotta ask, what kind of animal are we talking about, & what brought it on?? lol
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| May 20, 2007, 09:29 |
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dave2big
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somewhere, Nebraska, US
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my first wife and i had been invited out for an evening of dining,dancing,etc by another couple. i happened to be running late, and we decided to save time we would just get in the tub together. neither of us thought to grab a towel,so when the other couple showed up 15 mins early,we were stuck in the bathroom with NOTHING to cover up with. i was so damn embarrassed that i made my wife run for the towels and our clothes !! guess my ex never forgave me for it either.....lol
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| May 20, 2007, 10:57 |
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I have several and I may have posted this before...
One morning I was rushing through the grocery store picking up a lunch for my son, a card for a friend's birthday, I decided to pick up a plant for her, went to the produce aisle and picked up some things for the office to have on hand for snacks...I was standing at the register when this very kind soul walked up behind me and whispered in my ear, "Dear, do you realize you have a bra hanging out of your jacket?" as she so kindly tucked it up under my arm. I looked down and realized the bra that had been laying on my bed that morning had attached inself to the inside lining of my jacket. There were like eight people in line behind me, all but her were men and none of them could look me in the eye...
When I went to the office and relayed the story to my friends, the birthday girl said, "My God, with your bra it is no wonder that you didn't take out an entire display with the size of those cups..." Not certain when I blushed more...in front of the strangers or as we all had a good laugh in the office...
Oh, I have so many of these stories...LOL.
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| May 20, 2007, 12:16 |
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QUOTE (NRG4U @ May 20, 2007, 09:29)I gotta ask, what kind of animal are we talking about, & what brought it on?? lol
yes do elaborate.
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| May 20, 2007, 21:45 |
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rawk35
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valley, Oregon, US
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Re: Your most embarrassing moment
in high school, was infatuated with a senior cheerleader. i being a freshman so wanted to be wit her. i was following her down the hall btween classes and could not resist and put my arm around her waist from bhind. she was as soft and sensuous as i had imagined! she turned, smiled. and grabbed me by my hair, flinging me around and slappin the shit out of me in front of the entire school! needless to say this is not the response i was hoping for!lol. I was as red as a candy apple,not just from the slapping, but from the experience. I to this day am glad i had the balls to try! I have seen her since,now that we are grown, and the laughter at my inept attempt to be wit still is a fond memory of both of ours. im am thankful for the experience ,damn wat a day!!!   
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| May 21, 2007, 13:10 |
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Jis4jugs
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I can't elaborate on it without looking like a fool. 
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| May 21, 2007, 21:40 |
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QUOTE (Jis4jugs @ May 21, 2007, 21:40)I can't elaborate on it without looking like a fool.
OK, so having a bra dangling from my jacket makes me look intelligent?
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| May 21, 2007, 21:49 |
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Re: Your most embarrassing moment
being new to this online chatting i didn't know what the smiley i was using meant when told gee was i embarrassed
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| May 21, 2007, 23:27 |
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rawk35
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valley, Oregon, US
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ May 20, 2007, 21:45) QUOTE (NRG4U @ May 20, 2007, 09:29)I gotta ask, what kind of animal are we talking about, & what brought it on?? lol
yes do elaborate.
agreed do tell!
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| May 22, 2007, 19:32 |
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QUOTE (rawk35 @ May 22, 2007, 19:32) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ May 20, 2007, 21:45) QUOTE (NRG4U @ May 20, 2007, 09:29)I gotta ask, what kind of animal are we talking about, & what brought it on?? lol
yes do elaborate. agreed do tell!
Inquiring minds want to know...pig squeal...horse snort...rooster crowing...cow mooooooing?
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| May 23, 2007, 00:26 |
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LOL.. i think if she dont fess up (being she brought it up herself) then I'll tell. and i CERTAINLY will embellish it to maximize the "embarrassing" factor. as if its really anything embarrassing anyhow... she could do better.
p.s. "she" being bikerchick
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| May 23, 2007, 18:02 |
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NRG4U
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Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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it's my guess that she will tell us now, instead of having you tell it, whilst adding of course, a little something to make the story better, although I think I'd like your version better.
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| May 23, 2007, 18:33 |
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rawk35
56 / couple
valley, Oregon, US
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cmon bike, the suspense,,,damn!! lol. just let bcb doit!
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| May 23, 2007, 21:31 |
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Jis4jugs
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Eastern, South Dakota, US
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We were having a pleasant time and I was feeling really good and was really into it and all the sudden inbetween my moaning/groaning... out comes this BAAAAAA sheepish sound!!!
Thank goodness we both just laughed
Hey!! Points behind Juilanna and BCB... There's Moon giving you moon!!
Just a cheap shot to change the subject after an moment of embarrasment on my face to the world of my love sounds!! LMAO.
Good night. J. 
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| May 23, 2007, 22:40 |
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That is great...or should I say BAAAAAAAAD? LOL...
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| May 24, 2007, 00:38 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Your most embarrassing moment
ok, no worse than me escorting ppl into my neices wedding, only to have the groom tell me my pants were unzipped, & no, I really don't wear underwear....lol
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| May 25, 2007, 00:50 |
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i've yet to had a qualifying event in my life.
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| May 25, 2007, 11:55 |
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ May 25, 2007, 11:55)i've yet to had a qualifying event in my life.
Your entire life should qualify...LOL...
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| May 25, 2007, 13:59 |
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QUOTE (NRG4U @ May 25, 2007, 00:50)ok, no worse than me escorting ppl into my neices wedding, only to have the groom tell me my pants were unzipped, & no, I really don't wear underwear....lol
Oh yeah...I had one of those wedding moments too, I was in the ladies room, a little girl followed me in, it was one of those ladies rooms with stalls, and shower curtains for doors. she flung open the curtain to talk to me...and I took her by the hand to walk her back out, through the bar area where all the men hang out, and just when we hit the center of the room, she decided to ask me in a very loud voice..."Why aren't you wearing any panties??"
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| May 25, 2007, 14:03 |
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Re: Your most embarrassing moment
I worked in a pharmacy in high school and the woman came in with her daughter, the little girl was about four years old, she kept hanging on her mom's legs and came around front to hug her mom. She looked up and said, "Mommy, how come your legs smell like bread?" The poor woman turned crimson (as did we all I think) and the woman picked up her prescription for a yeast infection...
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| May 25, 2007, 15:14 |
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KINKYINTHEFALLS
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wild and wonderful, West Virginia, US
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Re: Your most embarrassing moment
It would be a lot faster to state the times I didn't do somethin embarrassing
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| May 26, 2007, 21:03 |
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Re: Re: Re: Your most embarrassing moment
QUOTE (Juilianna @ May 25, 2007, 13:59)
one would think... but maybe thats why nothing stands out.
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| May 26, 2007, 21:55 |
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Re: Your most embarrassing moment
I'm certain there is a police department where you grew up that has some unsolved mysteries that may or may not have involved you and some mischievious pranks...
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| May 26, 2007, 23:09 |
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QUOTE (Juilianna @ May 26, 2007, 23:09)I'm certain there is a police department where you grew up that has some unsolved mysteries that may or may not have involved you and some mischievious pranks...
i've never been caught.. therefore i maintain my 100% innocence
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| May 27, 2007, 11:18 |
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Re: Your most embarrassing moment
Ha!!! Juils...that one about "Mommy why does your legs smell like bread?"
No that' funny!
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| May 27, 2007, 12:29 |
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Tungmeister
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Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Damn! Somebody please tell me why Mommy's legs smell like bread! Is this a yeast joke? If it is just tell me and we'll leave it at that, OK? 
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| May 27, 2007, 20:15 |
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Re: Your most embarrassing moment
Oh you just need to go back and read Juils's post....
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| May 27, 2007, 20:53 |
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REALshedevil
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Richmond, Missouri, US
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Re: Your most embarrassing moment
Another embarrassing moment for me and hubs was when our oldest son was about 13 yrs old. He had magically learned how to pop the locks on the inside doors in our house. Hubs and I were feeling a bit frisky one Sunday afternoon, so we told our oldest to watch the two youngest brothers. The other 2 were 10 and 7. While we were right in the middle of taking care of business, our oldest thought it would be fun to pop the lock on the door to our room and scare us. Much to his surprise and ours, we weren't sleeping. My hubby looked up at him, and didn't miss a beat, and said you need to close the door and we will be out in a few minutes. Needless, to say our oldest had some explaining to do to his two little brothers and his dad when we were up from our nap. He never unlocked a door again! 
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