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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Pepperoni Penis
SKY NEWS APRIL 24TH 2007 - A man is in hospital after chopping off his penis in a busy London restaurant. Horrified diners watched as the man grabbed a large kitchen knife and lopped off his manhood. A diner, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told The press, "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.
"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.
"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it.
The manager was able to lead customers and staff up the stairs and out of the restaurant to safety, and a 999 call was made to alert the emergency services"
The police rescued the organ and packed it in ice.
A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said the man - who has not been named - was aged between 30-40,and it is unknown if the operation to re-attach his penis has been a success.
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Hmmmmm. Quite a drastic measure to attract the waitress' attention, dont ya think? And, i wonder, Did he leave a tip? 
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| May 4, 2007, 04:04 |
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Re: Pepperoni Penis
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ May 4, 2007, 04:04)SKY NEWS APRIL 24TH 2007 - A man is in hospital after chopping off his penis in a busy London restaurant. Horrified diners watched as the man grabbed a large kitchen knife and lopped off his manhood. A diner, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told The press, "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.
"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.
"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it.
The manager was able to lead customers and staff up the stairs and out of the restaurant to safety, and a 999 call was made to alert the emergency services"
The police rescued the organ and packed it in ice.
A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said the man - who has not been named - was aged between 30-40,and it is unknown if the operation to re-attach his penis has been a success.
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Hmmmmm. Quite a drastic measure to attract the waitress' attention, dont ya think? And, i wonder, Did he leave a tip?
It sounds as if he left way more then the tip! 
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| May 4, 2007, 06:41 |
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Re: Pepperoni Penis
Maybe he was unhappy with the service! Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face!
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| May 4, 2007, 07:10 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: Pepperoni Penis
now why the hell did they put it back on? should have just put it on a chain for him...a keepsake from before he bacame stark raving mad...
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| May 4, 2007, 08:26 |
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Re: Pepperoni Penis
What does he call it now? Pulled pork?
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| May 4, 2007, 10:01 |
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Re: Re: Pepperoni Penis
QUOTE (voyeurbill @ May 4, 2007, 10:01)What does he call it now? Pulled pork?
of coures not! It's chopped beef 
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| May 4, 2007, 19:01 |
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Re: Pepperoni Penis
Oh My!! He should have called the infamous Lorenabobbitcutyourcockoff!! Ewwww!!!! Guess he wasn't using the tip-o-meter with the waitress, huh?
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| May 4, 2007, 22:45 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Pepperoni Penis
hes definately gonna be one the women ask if it's in yet
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| May 5, 2007, 09:43 |
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Re: Pepperoni Penis
That's one pepperoni i wouldn't want on my pizza!!!!
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| May 5, 2007, 09:47 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Pepperoni Penis
Not even sure I like pizza anymore
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| May 5, 2007, 09:48 |
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