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Bob's, Tie Shopping Day
Bob was shopping in the men's department when he noticed an
absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter. He went
up to her and said, "Good morning, madam."
She smiled pleasantly and asked "And what would you like?"
Bob said, "I'd like to wrap my arms around you and squeeze
you tight. Then run my hand up and down to your ass and
squeeze that. Then run my hands along your inner thighs, up
underneath your dress. When I get to your sweet womanhood,
I'd like to rub that while simultaneously unbuttoning your
blouse with my teeth and then suck on your beautiful breasts
and bite your nipples lightly............
but what I *need* is a new tie!"
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| May 3, 2007, 15:55 |
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