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To be 8 again
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be 8 again" she replied.
On the morning of her birthday he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day!
He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favorite lolly and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted.
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed
"I meant my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t!"
The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong.
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| May 1, 2007, 10:19 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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| May 2, 2007, 01:15 |
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