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Decoded date talk
What he says and what he means are very different.
He says: "I broke up with her because she wanted more"
Translation: I'm commitment-shy
He says: "Sorry, I'm busy all week"
Translation: I'm not that into you
He says: "Right, you had a starter, dessert and two glasses of wine, so that's..."
Translation: He's tighter than Paris Hilton's dresses
He says: "I love you" (after one week)
Translation: I'm trying to get you into bed as soon as possible
Can anyone think of any more
This is gonna be fun.......
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May 1, 2007, 08:30 |
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Re: Decoded date talk
QUOTE (kareena30 @ May 1, 2007, 08:30)What he says and what he means are very different.
He says: "I broke up with her because she wanted more"
Translation: I'm commitment-shy
He says: "Sorry, I'm busy all week"
Translation: I'm not that into you
He says: "Right, you had a starter, dessert and two glasses of wine, so that's..."
Translation: He's tighter than Paris Hilton's dresses
He says: "I love you" (after one week)
Translation: I'm trying to get you into bed as soon as possible
Can anyone think of any more
This is gonna be fun.......
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May 1, 2007, 10:58 |
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Re: Re: Decoded date talk
QUOTE (oneoften @ May 1, 2007, 10:58) QUOTE (kareena30 @ May 1, 2007, 08:30)What he says and what he means are very different.
He says: "I broke up with her because she wanted more"
Translation: I'm commitment-shy
He says: "Sorry, I'm busy all week"
Translation: I'm not that into you
He says: "Right, you had a starter, dessert and two glasses of wine, so that's..."
Translation: He's tighter than Paris Hilton's dresses
He says: "I love you" (after one week)
Translation: I'm trying to get you into bed as soon as possible
Can anyone think of any more
This is gonna be fun.......
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May 1, 2007, 10:59 |
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Re: Decoded date talk
I've found when a date makes comments like "No lady of mine is gonna...." translates into "I'm gonna stalk you or isolate and abuse the crap out of you, "
Good to see those red flags on the first date.
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May 1, 2007, 12:17 |
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Re: Decoded date talk
QUOTE (kareena30 @ May 1, 2007, 08:30)What he says and what he means are very different.
He says: "I broke up with her because she wanted more"
Translation: I'm commitment-shy
He says: "Sorry, I'm busy all week"
Translation: I'm not that into you
He says: "Right, you had a starter, dessert and two glasses of wine, so that's..."
Translation: He's tighter than Paris Hilton's dresses
He says: "I love you" (after one week)
Translation: I'm trying to get you into bed as soon as possible
Can anyone think of any more
This is gonna be fun.......
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May 1, 2007, 13:39 |
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