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Decoded date talk
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Decoded date talk
What he says and what he means are very different.

He says: "I broke up with her because she wanted more"
Translation: I'm commitment-shy

He says: "Sorry, I'm busy all week"
Translation: I'm not that into you

He says: "Right, you had a starter, dessert and two glasses of wine, so that's..."
Translation: He's tighter than Paris Hilton's dresses

He says: "I love you" (after one week)
Translation: I'm trying to get you into bed as soon as possible


Can anyone think of any more

This is gonna be fun.......
 May 1, 2007, 08:30
 

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Re: Decoded date talk
  QUOTE (kareena30 @ May 1, 2007, 08:30)
What he says and what he means are very different.

He says: "I broke up with her because she wanted more"
Translation: I'm commitment-shy

He says: "Sorry, I'm busy all week"
Translation: I'm not that into you

He says: "Right, you had a starter, dessert and two glasses of wine, so that's..."
Translation: He's tighter than Paris Hilton's dresses

He says: "I love you" (after one week)
Translation: I'm trying to get you into bed as soon as possible


Can anyone think of any more

This is gonna be fun.......

 May 1, 2007, 10:58
 

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Re: Re: Decoded date talk
  QUOTE (oneoften @ May 1, 2007, 10:58)
  QUOTE (kareena30 @ May 1, 2007, 08:30)
What he says and what he means are very different.

He says: "I broke up with her because she wanted more"
Translation: I'm commitment-shy

He says: "Sorry, I'm busy all week"
Translation: I'm not that into you

He says: "Right, you had a starter, dessert and two glasses of wine, so that's..."
Translation: He's tighter than Paris Hilton's dresses

He says: "I love you" (after one week)
Translation: I'm trying to get you into bed as soon as possible


Can anyone think of any more

This is gonna be fun.......


 May 1, 2007, 10:59
 

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Re: Decoded date talk
I've found when a date makes comments like "No lady of mine is gonna...." translates into "I'm gonna stalk you or isolate and abuse the crap out of you, "
Good to see those red flags on the first date.
 May 1, 2007, 12:17
 

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Re: Decoded date talk
  QUOTE (kareena30 @ May 1, 2007, 08:30)
What he says and what he means are very different.

He says: "I broke up with her because she wanted more"
Translation: I'm commitment-shy

He says: "Sorry, I'm busy all week"
Translation: I'm not that into you

He says: "Right, you had a starter, dessert and two glasses of wine, so that's..."
Translation: He's tighter than Paris Hilton's dresses

He says: "I love you" (after one week)
Translation: I'm trying to get you into bed as soon as possible


Can anyone think of any more

This is gonna be fun.......





 May 1, 2007, 13:39

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