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One square please..........
I'm sure you've heard about the latest bit of sh*t coming from the mouth of some, "feeling guilty about their success", global warming ranters ie: SHERYL CROW and LAURA DAVID. They are demanding that everyone use 1 square of toilet paper and maybe 3 on those bad days. This is very funny if not pitiful......Where do these phonies come up with this sh*t? What, to save what?
CROW uses three tractor trailers, 4 SUV's, 6 cars and a myriad of carbon footprint creating items on her tour. None of which are "green vehicles" and none of which are solar powered or wind powered!! Notice,she wants you and me to change our lifestyle but SHERYL CROW to change? F**k No!!
LAURA DAVID, wife of LARRY DAVID, tv producer, flies all over the world in her husband's GULFSTREAM 4 (wicked carbon footprint), just to tell me what I must do, because she's on a guilt trip.
They're all worked up about me using more than 1 sheet of toilet paper to wipe my butt!! PLEASE....Ms. CROW, Ms DAVID, get a life! Nobody gives two sh*ts what you think! 
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| April 24, 2007, 07:57 |
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Re: One square please..........
If Ms CROW insists on using just one square of toilet paper when she does her business, fans won't be the only thing she'll attract. She'll draw flies.... 
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| April 24, 2007, 08:19 |
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NRG4U
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Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: One square please..........
Before the paparazzi is done, she'll be eating crow
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| April 24, 2007, 08:21 |
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Re: One square please..........
Oh why did they choose this "one square" cause to rally?
It's just silly in so many ways, if they want to be taken seriously, they are going to have to do better than this!
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| April 24, 2007, 08:53 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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You can be sure she only uses one square right??
NOT!!!maybe we should all just pee once a day to, to conserve water.
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| April 24, 2007, 08:56 |
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QUOTE (NRG4U @ April 24, 2007, 08:56)You can be sure she only uses one square right??
NOT!!!maybe we should all just pee once a day to, to conserve water.
Maybe they'll insist on only one flush per day......
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| April 24, 2007, 09:39 |
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I don't care who pleads for it, and for what reason they make their plea, I woudn't care if they made a "one square" law....that's just one area of hygiene I refuse to skimp on!!!
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| April 24, 2007, 10:13 |
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by the way, Does Crow's cd jackets claim they are made of recyled paper, and all that celophane CD's are wrapped in?
Why are they packed in plastic jewel cases, why not a recyclable paper and cardboard sleeve?
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| April 24, 2007, 10:14 |
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Re: One square please..........
I'd like her to show me how to use one square to wipe my butt,if it works I'll do it!
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| April 24, 2007, 10:50 |
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Tungmeister
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Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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The old army saying "three squares & a cot" will take on a whole new meaning-
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| April 24, 2007, 11:03 |
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Ya' know, we could go completely native and use leaves... but they'd still bitch 'cause we'd be "killing off the trees." 
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| April 24, 2007, 11:05 |
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We could use rags...but fuck man...I hate doing laundry enough as it is!!!!!
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| April 24, 2007, 11:07 |
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how 'bout this: get a country music star come up with a funny diddy. Like: "Take this square and shove it!"
I don't even use one square to blow my nose.
 
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| April 24, 2007, 11:23 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ April 24, 2007, 11:05)Ya' know, we could go completely native and use leaves... but they'd still bitch 'cause we'd be "killing off the trees."
Had to resort to that years ago when I was trout fishing up north. Bad thing was that I didn't realize I had grabbed a handful of wild nettles until it was too late. Can't think of a worse place to rub nettles...  
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| April 24, 2007, 13:21 |
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QUOTE (Tungmeister @ April 24, 2007, 11:03)The old army saying "three squares & a cot" will take on a whole new meaning-
Hey...that's three hots and a cot...correct me if I'm wrong...it is all about the rhyme Tungybear...
I can see the rally now...women waving Charmin around while driving their Lexus and Mercedes SUV's everywhere...
One square...two square...
three squares if you dare...
I like Sheryl Crow but she rubs me the wrong way on this topic... 
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| April 24, 2007, 22:10 |
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QUOTE (Juilianna @ April 24, 2007, 22:10) QUOTE (Tungmeister @ April 24, 2007, 11:03)The old army saying "three squares & a cot" will take on a whole new meaning-
Hey...that's three hots and a cot...correct me if I'm wrong...it is all about the rhyme Tungybear...
I can see the rally now...women waving Charmin around while driving their Lexus and Mercedes SUV's everywhere...
One square...two square...
three squares if you dare...
I like Sheryl Crow but she rubs me the wrong way on this topic...
The whole "one square" per wipe, is a lame attempt at a "save the trees" campaign! Toilet paper is made from recycled material anyway, so wipe away to your butt's content America!!!!!
So SHERYL CROW......get on another band wagon!!! How about a "stamp out phony elitist rock stars who are feelin' guilty about being rich" campaign? That's one idea that I can support!!
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| April 25, 2007, 06:24 |
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I have to resign from the "1 square" club. I tried using 1 square but...er....too messy!!! I had underwear issues.
I counted the number and I must use 8 squares to effectively "clean" up....
Has anybody else counted the minimum # they needed to do the job "effectively"?
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| April 25, 2007, 12:18 |
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Heck, 4 squares just for my nose!
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| April 25, 2007, 13:35 |
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Ought try using what the gov't gives the G.I. in the MRE (Meal,Ready,to Eat) packages. 'Course anyone eating one of them couldn't go for a week anyway.
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| April 25, 2007, 13:58 |
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Oh hell.. turn one of the hand dryers upside down... and you won't need any squares.
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| April 25, 2007, 22:58 |
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NRG4U
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Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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you are't telling me those dryers can clean you after you...... well you know
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| April 25, 2007, 23:02 |
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QUOTE (NRG4U @ April 25, 2007, 23:02)
Can you spare a square?
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| April 25, 2007, 23:12 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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sure honey, for that yes
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| April 25, 2007, 23:19 |
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QUOTE (NRG4U @ April 25, 2007, 23:19)sure honey, for that yes
But NRG... one square won't cover the footage of other things to be cleaned. Need towels for that!
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| April 25, 2007, 23:22 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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then just help yourself to my bath room cabinet hon
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| April 25, 2007, 23:25 |
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QUOTE (NRG4U @ April 25, 2007, 23:25)then just help yourself to my bath room cabinet hon
Hey NRG... could you please place a bidet in the master bathroom for me, since you're so good with your hands.
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| April 25, 2007, 23:29 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: One square please..........
you might be suprised what all i can do with my hands
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| April 25, 2007, 23:31 |
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QUOTE (NRG4U @ April 25, 2007, 23:31)you might be suprised what all i can do with my hands
Oh really now!!!
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| April 25, 2007, 23:36 |
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NRG4U
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Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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wanna see what my hands can do??
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| April 25, 2007, 23:38 |
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QUOTE (NRG4U @ April 25, 2007, 23:38)wanna see what my hands can do??
Oh the hands are so sensual, I'm sure you have just the right touches for all the right places. Sure, just let the fingers do the walking.
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| April 25, 2007, 23:41 |
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NRG4U
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Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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ok they do the roamin while you do the moanin 
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| April 25, 2007, 23:44 |
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QUOTE (NRG4U @ April 25, 2007, 23:44)ok they do the roamin while you do the moanin
With your rush'n hands and roam'n fingers... I'll be doing more than moanin. 
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| April 25, 2007, 23:45 |
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NRG4U
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oopops i think we let this get  sorry gang
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| April 25, 2007, 23:50 |
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QUOTE (ticaD @ April 25, 2007, 23:41) QUOTE (NRG4U @ April 25, 2007, 23:38)wanna see what my hands can do??
Oh the hands are so sensual, I'm sure you have just the right touches for all the right places. Sure, just let the fingers do the walking.
Are we talking about assisted wiping here? What, is this the new form of foreplay? Talk to me people!
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| April 26, 2007, 05:08 |
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Liberalwife
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Re: One square please..........
Pah!! Just another cheap pile of 'celebrity' crap!!
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| April 26, 2007, 07:39 |
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QUOTE (Liberalwife @ April 26, 2007, 07:39) Pah!! Just another cheap pile of 'celebrity' crap!!
Now, if only we could use one square and some duct tape over her mouth to get her to quit spewin'!
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