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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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"Morning Wood"
Most men have several erections during a normal nights sleep, for as long as two hours at a time.
Often referred to as ' morning wood' , the more formal term is nocturnal tumescence and seems to correspond with REM periods of sleep. The question of why is often claimed to be urine retention. Most guys know the frustration of waking up with a stiffy and having to pee like crazy, and although not impossible to urinate with a hard on, there's nothing more amusing than watching a guy trying to lean as far forward as possible to get that thing aimed somewhere near the bowl. Given a few experiences like that and it's easy to see why most guys would come to this erroneous conclusion. However, a more likely cause, or need, for nighttime stiffys seems to be oxygen. The penis lives in a low oxygen state. Nature takes care of this by making sure the penis gets enough oxygenated blood through erections.' This is not a 'written in stone' theory since the argument could be made that there are more erections at night because oxygen assists with the erectile chemical processes and oxygen levels are higher during sleep. So there's a bit of the 'chicken or the egg problem' here.
This does lead us to the topic of horniness. We should remind ourselves here that waking up with a hard-on does not equate to waking up in a love making mood. So women should not feel unwanted when their man limps to the bathroom, spends five minutes or so waiting for that thing to come down enough to pee, then proceeds to check his email. At the same time, we should remind the fellas that you're not going to wake up every morning with an erection. If you're worried that you may not be having nocturnal tumescence, then buy some stamps. Stamps!?!? Yup! It's the old stamp test. Just take enough stamps, like from a roll, to secure snugly around the shaft of your flaccid wee-wee before you go to bed. Wear some shorts or undies to protect the postage, and in the morning, see if the paper is torn at the perforation. If you wake up still ready for mailing, do it a few more nights. If you're still not busting paper, head to the urologist.
 
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| April 23, 2007, 03:43 |
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Re: "Morning Wood"
mmm ok, well is keep it in mind  .
btw i have a.... just by looking at ur great photo.
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| April 23, 2007, 06:37 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: "Morning Wood"
In Indiana we use duct tape- 
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| April 23, 2007, 06:48 |
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Re: "Morning Wood"
My tally-whacker must get plenty of that dang oxygen stuff because I ain't woked up in the middle of the dang night with a flag waver since I was a little children! Now, I just wakes up..... 
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| April 23, 2007, 08:00 |
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Re: "Morning Wood"
Okay Lib, good explanation - except I'm still horny in the AM.
Do I need to put some stamps around my brain too!
Oh, BTW, here in America postage is always increasing, except I still need the same amount to wrap myself up. Now, if only I could increase like the post, I'd be ' swinging ' that thing around like a watch on a chain!!!!
  
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| April 23, 2007, 11:48 |
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Mooant
41 / male
New Britain, Connecticut, US
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Re: "Morning Wood"
One suggestion for the impatient guy with bad aim and morning wood...
sit down, its not going to hurt. I sit when I have too.
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| April 23, 2007, 13:28 |
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Re: "Morning Wood"
Lately I have been getting "Afternoon Wood"
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| April 23, 2007, 17:09 |
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Re: "Morning Wood"
last time i woke up with a petrified peter.. there was a pair of lips slopping on him. now i wonder if that was the cause of or reaction to, his hardened state? might need further study.
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| April 23, 2007, 17:33 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Re: "Morning Wood"
QUOTE (Mooant @ April 23, 2007, 13:28)One suggestion for the impatient guy with bad aim and morning wood...
sit down, its not going to hurt. I sit when I have too.
Yes but one has to lean way forward then, and when it hits that cold water... 
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| April 23, 2007, 17:46 |
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KINKYINTHEFALLS
56 / male
wild and wonderful, West Virginia, US
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Re: "Morning Wood"
I'm just wonderin if you vacuum sealed it if it would make it grow lookin for oxygen 
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| April 23, 2007, 18:30 |
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Re: Re: "Morning Wood"
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ April 23, 2007, 17:33)last time i woke up with a petrified peter.. there was a pair of lips slopping on him. now i wonder if that was the cause of or reaction to, his hardened state? might need further study.
I'll try to look for a white lab jacket sort of thing.
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| April 23, 2007, 21:47 |
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Re: Re: Re: "Morning Wood"
QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ April 23, 2007, 21:47) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ April 23, 2007, 17:33)last time i woke up with a petrified peter.. there was a pair of lips slopping on him. now i wonder if that was the cause of or reaction to, his hardened state? might need further study.
I'll try to look for a white lab jacket sort of thing.
I'll get a lab jacket too BC and I'll get a clipboard and we can take turn taking notes...LOL.
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| April 23, 2007, 23:07 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: "Morning Wood"
Then How do you explain the wood i get throughout the rest of the day.
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| April 24, 2007, 06:54 |
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Re: "Morning Wood"
Spending too much time at the lumberyard NRG?
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| April 24, 2007, 22:25 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: "Morning Wood"
possibly thats it Juils, but it hasn't helped me get nailed or screwed, just board
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| April 28, 2007, 08:05 |
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