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8 days and counting......
I've got to think of something to give my wife to celebrate her homecoming next Saturday night and prove to her how much I missed her!
Hmmmmmm, oh I know! I'll take her to our bed and throw her a quick one!! That ought to hold her until her next business trip, don't ya think?
Ahhhhhh, the honeymoon never ends!!!!
Do yo think that's a little too much?? 
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| April 20, 2007, 07:16 |
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Mooant
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New Britain, Connecticut, US
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Re: 8 days and counting......
Depending on what time of day she returns, you can do the whole romantic night. Cook for her, give her a real massage , light candles, play gentle music. You know, make it a real special event.
I can get you some good, easy to follow recipes...
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| April 20, 2007, 15:22 |
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lizonya
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lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: 8 days and counting......
that's sounds good - you might want to buy her a nice teddy to make her feel sexy and appreciated too.
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| April 20, 2007, 18:20 |
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Re: 8 days and counting......
Lizonya I would give you 2 teddys, bear and lingerie. 
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| April 20, 2007, 18:25 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: 8 days and counting......
Throw her a quick one??
What the hell, are you pussy whipped, ya trying to spoil her rotten, the nerve of the lady for even expecting so much. Who the hell does she think she is??. I could almost see giving her a quick one if she'd done something really special, like buying you a new car or something, but just for coming home, isn't that a little to much?? maybe a paper rose from the grocery store. Just kidding bill, maybe take the girl out for a nice dinner & some real roses. 
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| April 20, 2007, 18:26 |
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Re: Re: 8 days and counting......
QUOTE (NRG4U @ April 20, 2007, 18:26)Throw her a quick one??
What the hell, are you pussy whipped, ya trying to spoil her rotten, the nerve of the lady for even expecting so much. Who the hell does she think she is??. I could almost see giving her a quick one if she'd done something really special, like buying you a new car or something, but just for coming home, isn't that a little to much?? maybe a paper rose from the grocery store. Just kidding bill, maybe take the girl out for a nice dinner & some real roses.
For your information NRG, a quick one in my vocabulary means less than our normal sex-a-rama of 2 full minutes!! If I were to go the full 2, I wouldn't have any strength left to prepare that romantic dinner after and she does deserve that dinner. But hey, I'm not the stud I was 25 years ago so, world class sex and a romantic dinner on the same night? I'll try......
 
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| April 20, 2007, 21:27 |
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Re: 8 days and counting......
Drive through Jack In the Box, light a candle in her chocolate cake after you unwrap it and give her the full two minute version...she'll love you for it and know how much you care!!!
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| April 20, 2007, 22:01 |
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Re: Re: 8 days and counting......
QUOTE (Juilianna @ April 20, 2007, 22:01)Drive through Jack In the Box, light a candle in her chocolate cake after you unwrap it and give her the full two minute version...she'll love you for it and know how much you care!!!
As for the chocolate cake, that's her favorite flavor! Hell, I'll bake her a cake, but this might be a little lame......
I have come to the conclusion it might be time to throw caution to the wind and do that one thing that would really please her the most on returning from her trip.
I've decided to have that penis augmentation surgery that I've told you all about. I haven't yet decided how much more to add to my staff of life but I'm open to suggestions!!!
I can get the surgery done sometime this week and by next Saturday, as long as the colors match, I'll be ready to open doors with that sucker!
I hope both she and I are pleased with the result...... 
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| April 21, 2007, 06:36 |
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Re: 8 days and counting......
If she likes to talk on the phone during sex as you mentioned in your other thread, maybe buy her some extra minutes and download her a new sexy ringtone...
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| April 21, 2007, 10:00 |
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Re: 8 days and counting......
Or, you could give her a manicure and pedicure while she talks on the phone and you take care of your needs...
As for the extension to your member...I say it wouldn't be worth extending the Johnson unless you add say five inches...as for opening the doors for her, think of having one of those bunny rabbit things like the vibrators have on them surgically added and then you could use it like a finger when not drilling her...just a thought.
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| April 21, 2007, 10:27 |
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Re: 8 days and counting......
Hey NRG - 'spot on."
And Chazzy is right, get her the phone card and some ring tones.
Of course Jules, I like the drive thru too. Quick, easy, no fuss, no muss!
She should be primed & ready for ya VB. Just tell her all your friends from WN suggested this! She'll understand and love ya for it!!!!
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| April 21, 2007, 12:44 |
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Re: Re: 8 days and counting......
QUOTE (Juilianna @ April 21, 2007, 10:27)Or, you could give her a manicure and pedicure while she talks on the phone and you take care of your needs...
As for the extension to your member...I say it wouldn't be worth extending the Johnson unless you add say five inches...as for opening the doors for her, think of having one of those bunny rabbit things like the vibrators have on them surgically added and then you could use it like a finger when not drilling her...just a thought.
JUILIANNA, don't you think me whipping out 7 inches might be too much? She's just a tiny girl ya know!!
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| April 21, 2007, 13:13 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 21, 2007, 10:00)If she likes to talk on the phone during sex as you mentioned in your other thread, maybe buy her some extra minutes and download her a new sexy ringtone...
Chazzy, I forgot to tell you that because the phone is actually on the other side of the room, she has me stop in mid hump so she can get up and answer the phone. Talk about ruining a special moment! Her conversation to the other person on the phone usually goes something like this "Yeh, he's here. I'll call you back in about minute. He's coming down the home stretch".
Should I be suspicious?
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| April 21, 2007, 13:24 |
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Re: 8 days and counting......
Ah hell....just set her up with an entire switchboard in the bedroom....
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| April 21, 2007, 15:12 |
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Re: Re: 8 days and counting......
QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 21, 2007, 15:12)Ah hell....just set her up with an entire switchboard in the bedroom....
I just had an epiphany.....Why not go wireless? I could get her a small wireless switchboard that she could have on the bed with us during those "special" moments. Or better yet, while wearing a BLUETOOTH earpiece, she could answer the calls and at the same time, not disturb me while I finish my two minute sex show!!!!
Wow, how do I come up with these ideas?
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| April 21, 2007, 15:56 |
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Re: 8 days and counting......
Ya know...if her current phone can be set to "vibrate" instead of a ringtone...you could get some more good ideas..
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| April 21, 2007, 17:29 |
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NRG4U
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Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: 8 days and counting......
I thought of that too, but wouldn't want someone throwing a jacket on her when she starts to quiver cuz they thought she was cold.....lol
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| April 21, 2007, 17:32 |
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Re: 8 days and counting......
Hey, I saw a bad amateur porno clip kinda like that once...this girl ...ummm....set her phone on vibrate, and then put it somewhere internally....then used another phone to call herself....
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| April 21, 2007, 17:35 |
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lizonya
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lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Re: 8 days and counting......
QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 21, 2007, 17:35)Hey, I saw a bad amateur porno clip kinda like that once...this girl ...ummm....set her phone on vibrate, and then put it somewhere internally....then used another phone to call herself....
too funny chazzy
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| April 22, 2007, 14:23 |
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Re: 8 days and counting......
It's all true....I swear I made none of that up!
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| April 22, 2007, 17:26 |
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Re: Re: 8 days and counting......
QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 22, 2007, 17:26)It's all true....I swear I made none of that up!
I've seen a few videos with that kind of action in it. You know, you women can be as perverted as us guys....... 
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| April 22, 2007, 19:33 |
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40something
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In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: 8 days and counting......
What about the second round - the first should be quick
"Wow I missed you baby"
it is the second round that should take time
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| April 25, 2007, 01:05 |
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Re: 8 days and counting......
When she gets home, I'll give her what for...... then zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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