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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Pick up lines
We have got BCBs brushoffs...Now how bout some pick up lines? The worst or best you have heard? 
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| September 23, 2004, 23:05 |
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Default
40 / male
Queensland, Victoria, Australia
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Re: Pick up lines
My personal fav.....
*looks deeply into your eyes*
you have the whitest teeth i've ever wanted to cum across...
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| September 24, 2004, 01:14 |
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bawbie
63 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: Pick up lines
i've said it before, and i'll say it again "i'm extremly wealthy" works on me. 'specialy if it's said by a 90 yr old man. who can prove it.
and "how about a cup of coffee?" would probably work. i'm quite fond of coffee. coffee flavored coffee! 
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| September 24, 2004, 01:28 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Pick up lines
Do you have a quarter I can borrow? Im suppose to call my mom when I fall in love. 
Guy says..Your daddy must have been a thief..Woman says why? Guy says...Cause he stole the stars and put um in your eyes 
Guy says wanna go back to my place for pizza and sex? Lady gets mad and says no! Guy says what...You dont like pizza... 
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| September 24, 2004, 05:13 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Pick up lines
Girl notices guy looking at her ass  as she walks across the baroom floor,
She asks..Is there a reason for you staring at my ass?
Guy says, Yeah, I could have sworn the way it was jiggling it was saying..." fuck me " 
 
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| September 24, 2004, 06:34 |
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backfromaustintx
66 / male
Burlington, Ontario, Canada
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Re: Pick up lines
And the world's #1 most effective pick up line is: "Well, Hello There!"
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| September 24, 2004, 08:23 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Pick up lines
QUOTE (backfromaustintx @ September 24, 2004, 08:23)And the world's #1 most effective pick up line is: "Well, Hello There!"
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| September 24, 2004, 08:53 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Pick up lines
well there is always the classic " Whats a great girl like you ,doing in a place like this" 
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| September 24, 2004, 12:00 |
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Re: Pick up lines
hey babe... mind if i park my ass next to yours?
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| September 24, 2004, 20:29 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Pick up lines
*looking at ass* Nice seat...Is it taken? 
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| September 24, 2004, 21:00 |
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bear
63 / male
OHIO, Ohio, US
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Re: Pick up lines
"joke" do you know what foreplay? answer yes, Do you know what Polish foreplay is? when answered no, reach over, lighty slap on leg and ask,do you want to fuck ?!?!? it works!! 
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| September 27, 2004, 04:18 |
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bawbie
63 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Pick up lines
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ September 24, 2004, 20:29)hey babe... mind if i park my ass next to yours?
to which i would reply "sure. he's up at the bar getting us beer, but when he gets back you can sit right next to him."
well,i guess you had to be there
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| September 28, 2004, 22:11 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Pick up lines
QUOTE (bawbie @ September 28, 2004, 22:11) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ September 24, 2004, 20:29)hey babe... mind if i park my ass next to yours?
to which i would reply "sure. he's up at the bar getting us beer, but when he gets back you can sit right next to him."
well,i guess you had to be there
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| September 29, 2004, 15:49 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Pick up lines
Wanna fuck? Works with any man I have ever tried it on...I never follow thru though..Hence the name
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| September 29, 2004, 17:55 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Pick up lines
Thought it would be fun to bump up and see what else we get.
Ma
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| April 4, 2011, 05:38 |
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Re: Pick up lines
let's search for the green M&M's together?
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| April 4, 2011, 06:08 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Pick up lines
hi i'm milk , i'll do your body good...
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| April 4, 2011, 10:06 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Pick up lines
I'd like to suck ur pussy till ur head caves in.
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| April 4, 2011, 14:02 |
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Re: Pick up lines
are you from England or Wonderland? cuz your Cheshire Kitty is making me smile...
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| April 4, 2011, 17:19 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Pick up lines
Do you all remember the 80's? What's your sign? and all that bullshit. One of my favorite I still remember was a guy sitting at the bar telling me about the expensive car he had in the parking lot.
I was so not impresseed and I wished him and his car a pleasant evening. And, I'm not sure but I may of dated that asshole about 10 years later.
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| April 4, 2011, 21:09 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Pick up lines
My favourite rebuttal:
Me : What sign were you born under?
Pretty Girl : A no entry sign
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| April 4, 2011, 21:32 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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Re: Pick up lines
"This face is heading out of here in 15 minutes, and you'd better be on it."
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| April 12, 2011, 07:03 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Pick up lines
QUOTE (Grandelf @ April 12, 2011, 07:03)"This face is heading out of here in 15 minutes, and you'd better be on it."
You have got to be tired cuz you've been runnin thru my mind all nite.
What's your sign? Wadda ya mean stop?
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| April 20, 2011, 05:38 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Pick up lines
No lie, around here the number one pick-up line is; "Nice bum where you from?"...
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| April 20, 2011, 22:02 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Pick up lines
This may just be a Southern thing, "Want to get in my truck and I take you to the orange groves!'...
NOOOOOOO
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| April 20, 2011, 22:43 |
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Re: Pick up lines
Last night at the grocery store...I had both of my kids with me...dad from my child's class.
"Hey there, where do I know you from?" His son rolls his eyes (humiliated) "Dad, her kid is in my class." Dad says, "I don't remember you being so beautiful." Our children looked like they wanted to crawl under the floorboards...pick up fail! Do not try to pick up woman while children are around!
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| April 21, 2011, 01:20 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Pick up lines
QUOTE (Julianna @ April 21, 2011, 01:20)Last night at the grocery store...I had both of my kids with me...dad from my child's class.
"Hey there, where do I know you from?" His son rolls his eyes (humiliated) "Dad, her kid is in my class." Dad says, "I don't remember you being so beautiful." Our children looked like they wanted to crawl under the floorboards...pick up fail! Do not try to pick up woman while children are around!
Subtle
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| April 21, 2011, 01:44 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Re: Pick up lines
QUOTE (kamarel @ April 21, 2011, 01:44) QUOTE (Julianna @ April 21, 2011, 01:20)Last night at the grocery store...I had both of my kids with me...dad from my child's class.
"Hey there, where do I know you from?" His son rolls his eyes (humiliated) "Dad, her kid is in my class." Dad says, "I don't remember you being so beautiful." Our children looked like they wanted to crawl under the floorboards...pick up fail! Do not try to pick up woman while children are around!
Subtle
Some like it dangerous... For this situation, I would have used the old ploy; (to the kids) "Does your mother let you roam around the store by yourselves?" The kids point to their to her and say half heartedly, "This is our mother."
"Oh!, I'm sorry, I thought this was your sister." That's when I jot down my number and hand it to her and walk away... 
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| April 22, 2011, 21:51 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Pick up lines
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ April 22, 2011, 21:51) QUOTE (kamarel @ April 21, 2011, 01:44) QUOTE (Julianna @ April 21, 2011, 01:20)Last night at the grocery store...I had both of my kids with me...dad from my child's class.
"Hey there, where do I know you from?" His son rolls his eyes (humiliated) "Dad, her kid is in my class." Dad says, "I don't remember you being so beautiful." Our children looked like they wanted to crawl under the floorboards...pick up fail! Do not try to pick up woman while children are around!
Subtle
Some like it dangerous... For this situation, I would have used the old ploy; (to the kids) "Does your mother let you roam around the store by yourselves?" The kids point to their to her and say half heartedly, "This is our mother."
"Oh!, I'm sorry, I thought this was your sister." That's when I jot down my number and hand it to her and walk away...
Mr Smooth
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| April 22, 2011, 22:30 |
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