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Dumb Blond
A stunning blonde walked into the head branch of the Chase Manhattan Bank holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the teller at the window that she wished to take the $130,ooo she had in the bag and open an account with the bank. She said that first, though, she wished to meet the president of Chase Manhattan Bank due to the amount of money involved. The teller seemed to think that was a reasonable request and after opening the paper bag and seeing the bundles of $100 bills which amounted to right around $130,000, telephoned the bank's secretary to obtain an appointment for the gorgeous woman. The lady was escorted upstairs and ushered into the president's office.
Introductions were made and she stated that she would like to get to know the people she did business with on a more personal level. The bank president then asked her where she came into such a large amount of money.
"Are you a widow?" he asked.
"No." she answered.
"Was it from playing the stock market?"
"No." she replied.
He was quiet for a minute, trying to think of where this young blonde could possibly come into $130,000 ligitimatly.
"I bet." she stated.
"You bet?" repeated the bank president. "As in horses?"
"No." she replied, "I bet people." Seeing his confusion, she explained that she justs bets different things with people. All of a sudden she said, "I'll bet you $25,000.00 that your balls are square."
He immediately felt his manly bits and assured himself that in fact they are NOT square and she must be off her rocker and decided to take her up on the bet. He didn't see how he could lose. She said that she would contact her lawyer to make it all legit and be back at 9:30 tomorrow morning to settle the bet. For the rest of the day, the bank president was very careful. He decided to stay home that evening and take no chances; there was $25,000.00 at stake.
When he got up in the morning and took his shower, he checked to make sure everything was okay. There was no difference; he looked the same as he always had. He went to work and waited for the dense but beautiful woman to come in at 9:30, humming as he went. He knew this would be a good day; how often do you get handed $25,000.00 for doing nothing. At 9:30 sharp, the lady was shown into his office. With her was a younger man, her lawyer. "Well," she asked, "what about our bet?"
"I don't know how to tell you this," he replied, "but I am the same as I've always been only $25,000.00 richer."
The lady seemed to accept this, but requested that she be able to see for herself. The bank president thought this was reasonable and dropped his trousers. She instructed him to bend over and then grabbed a hold of him, cupping his balls firmly in her hand. Sure enough, they were NOT square. The bank president then looked up and saw her lawyer standing across the room banging his head against the wall. "What's wrong with him?" he inquired.
"Oh him," she replied, "I bet him $100,000.00 that by 10:00 o'clock this morning that I'd have the president of Chase Manhattan Bank by the balls."
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| April 13, 2007, 11:24 |
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Re: Dumb Blond
I'm going to the store tonight to buy some bleach for myself...
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| April 13, 2007, 20:29 |
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rawk35
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