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Wal-mart Blind clerk
woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
>birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one, and
>goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there
>wearing dark shades....
>She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and
>reel?"
>He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it on the
>counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the
>sound it makes.
>She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
>
>He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404
>reel and 10-LB test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's
>on sale this week for only $20.00."
>She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of
>it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"
>
>As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
>"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
>She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first she
>is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind
>clerk could tell who it was.
>
>The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."
>The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it
>was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
>
>He replies,
>"Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00
>and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."
>
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