Excellent post VB, but i have to be honest and say, I'm a lady, i don't do things like that!!!!

  QUOTE (hotbubblegum @ April 10, 2007, 04:50)


Come on HOT, p-l-e-a-s-e!! You do nasty things like that. Hell, you probably pull the covers over your head just to critique your own exhaust gases!! Do you rate yours 1-10, with 1 being the least stinky and 10 being week old "dead body" stinky? What's your average? Don't tell me you're "spring meadow" fresh!!

  QUOTE (voyeurbill @ April 10, 2007, 06:15)


Ok VB, out of all the ones i have smelt, mine are the best by far!!!!!! Strong and silent, like the perfect guy!!

The only time i would be "touche" with you VB, is with my hands!!!!!

I don't have to pass gas, I bitch...

  QUOTE (Juilianna @ April 10, 2007, 12:38)


If I had to choose between a gross, disgusting blast from your past and you bitching at me...............uuuummmm, I'll take the fart! At least that'll dissipate pretty quickly. The bitching will never end!!

Have you ever been caught in a situation where either you or someone else farted and the odor was rather bad but you, for whatever reason, could not leave the area of the infraction?

Please be as specific as possible.
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I had that such an experience. I stepped into an elevator with an elderly woman. She said to me "what floor please" I said to her "fourth floor". Just then, a particularly odoriferous smell reached my nostrils. The woman must have smelled it at the same time, because she looked at me as to say "why you f**kin' pig you"! Now, I wasn't the dealer of that bit of global warming gas so it had to be her. I don't know what she ate that day but it had to be something like week old road kill or something!

Man, that elevator seemed to take forever to reach my floor. When it mercifully arrived at my floor, I got off only to see that the lady stayed on the elevator and another passenger got on after me. That poor soul probably thought I was the perpetrator of that crime.
:bow

  QUOTE (voyeurbill @ April 10, 2007, 03:44)




Gonna go with no on this one??

Oh I've had my share of them. Nothing all too humiliating than being out in public trying not to release anything. More like walking around like a penguin trying not to make any noises with weird looks coming from others because of it.

Hows that for you? Pretty embarrassing enough to mention that on here. Ha.

  QUOTE (Jis4jugs @ April 11, 2007, 06:22)


Now, that's more like it! Just wait 'til you hit my age, You won't care about having the walking farts. Hell, you might even lift a leg, just to give "it" more momentum and also keep from having an "accident"! Hey, if it's worth doing, it's worth doing right!!!!!

  QUOTE (voyeurbill @ April 11, 2007, 07:29)


LMAO!! VB, man.....You are a friggin riot..!

  QUOTE (Liberalwife @ April 11, 2007, 08:05)


Hey cutie, I am so glad I amuse you by sharing a small piece of myself with you.

Please don't ruin my fantasy by telling me that you fart!! I'd be devastated......

  QUOTE (voyeurbill @ April 11, 2007, 08:10)



PFFFFFFT!!!!! That's probably your turn on?!?! LMAO. Liberal... in that case, just let 'er rip...

Hey LIB, that is disgusting.....I think.

  QUOTE (Juilianna @ April 10, 2007, 12:38)


If I had to choose between a gross, disgusting blast from your past and you bitching at me...............uuuummmm, I'll take the fart! At least that'll dissipate pretty quickly. The bitching will never end!!