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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Battle Of the Sexes
The Last 11 Things Any Man Would Ever Say:
I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
I think hairy butts are really sexy.
Her tits are just too big.
Sometimes I just want to be held.
That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
Sure I'd love to wear a condom!
We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions
No, I don't mind watching Thelma and Louise again
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The Last 11 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say:
Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
I think hairy butts are really sexy.
Hey, get a whiff of that one.
Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
This diamond is way too big!
I don't mind throwing all these useless shoes out.
I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
Wow, it really is 14 inches!
Does this make my butt look too small?
I'm wrong, you must be right again.
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| April 10, 2007, 03:38 |
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Re: Battle Of the Sexes
absolutely funny Liberal my dear!! 
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| April 10, 2007, 07:41 |
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rawk35
56 / couple
valley, Oregon, US
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Re: Battle Of the Sexes
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| April 10, 2007, 20:58 |
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