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Bear in Billings
A Bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down at the bar.
The bartender asks the Bear, "What do you want?"
The Bear replies, "I'd like a beer."
The bartender tells the Bear, "We don't serve beer to Bears in Billings, Montana."
After several minutes of arguing the Bear spots a woman sitting at the end of the bar. He tells the bartender, "See that woman, if you don't give me a beer I'm gonna eat her"
The bartender just shrugs his shoulder.
The Bear made good on his threat and devoured the woman.
"Now! says the Bear, "Are you gonna give me a beer?"
The bartender said, "We don't serve beer to Bears that take drugs in Billings, Montana."
"What drugs!?" demended the Bear. "I ain't taking any drugs."
Sure you are said the bartender,
"That was the "Bar-Bitch-You-Ate.
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| April 5, 2007, 04:59 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Bear in Billings
ooooohhh, that was a baaad one...you deserve a  for it... 
  
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| April 5, 2007, 08:01 |
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Re: Bear in Billings
ohhh,..that was baddddd!!!
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| April 5, 2007, 08:11 |
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Re: Bear in Billings
I'm giggling !
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