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Ghostrider18
46 / male
London, England, UK
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pub fuck up
A guy walks into a bar and ask the bartender for a pint of beer.
"No problem sir" says the Bartender "that'll be 1p plz"
"1p? Did i just hear you right, did you just say 1p?"
"Yep" says the bartender "Just 1p"
"In that case 1 pint plz"
"Coming right up sir" says the bartender.
The Bartender pours the guy his pint and the guy hands over a shiny 1p.
"erm you got any steak dinners i'm starving?"
"Yes sir that'll be 5p"
"5p for a steak dinner?"
"Yes sir and it's very good rump steak too"
"alright then i'll have one"
"Righto sir" says the bartender.
He goes away 7 mins later he comes back with a full steak dinner.
Guy tucks into it straight away. When he's finished the guy asks to speak to the manager.
"Oh he's in the upstairs bedroom with my wife"
The guy is puzzled by this remark.
"Er what's he doing up there with your wife? the guys coyly asks.
"Simple the same thing i'm doing to his business."
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| April 5, 2007, 04:02 |
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Re: pub fuck up
Now that is funny, I don't care who you are
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| April 5, 2007, 04:49 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: pub fuck up
HaHa! That's a corker ! 
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| April 5, 2007, 07:03 |
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Re: pub fuck up
good one ghost!! yea...a real corker!!!
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| April 5, 2007, 07:37 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: pub fuck up
hee hee didnt see that one coming !!!!
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| April 5, 2007, 09:55 |
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