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What to do.........
My wife is headed to ATLANTA later this month for a week on business. I need some creative suggestions for me to occupy my time while "the cat's away". Everything's on the table except things illegal (?)! Keep in mind I'm 57y/o goin' on infinity.
Maybe.....nah. How about....sh*t no! I know...f**k no!
I'm stumped. Come on and lay it on me.
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| April 1, 2007, 10:49 |
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Re: What to do.........
Make an account on every Britney Spears fan website, log in and let fans know what you really think of thier idol!
Start watching American Idol, pick a favorite and start voting...
Start your own Rosie petition...
Hang out here and entertain the rest of us....
(Okay...not good suggestions, not what you were looking for, but a few of these will get your heart pumping faster that a caffienated double expresso with a side of psuedoephdedrine)
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| April 1, 2007, 10:59 |
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Re: Re: What to do.........
QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 1, 2007, 10:59)Make an account on every Britney Spears fan website, log in and let fans know what you really think of thier idol!
Start watching American Idol, pick a favorite and start voting...
Start your own Rosie petition...
Hang out here and entertain the rest of us....
(Okay...not good suggestions, not what you were looking for, but a few of these will get your heart pumping faster that a caffienated double expresso with a side of psuedoephdedrine)
I can just see the replies I would get if I was to log on to a BRITNEY web site and lampoon their idol....."like how can you like put her down that way..like you are a f**king shi*t...BRIT is like this beutiful person that is like confused and sh*t.......whatever".
You know that might be fun as long as joining those sites are free. No way I'd pay for the privilege.
The "IDOL" suggestion would culminate in my wife returning home to find me at room temperature. I would not have to leave an "exit note" because she'd know immediately the reason for my early demise. My mode of delivery to the promised land, you ask? Probably, me dining on a 357!!
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| April 1, 2007, 11:19 |
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NRG4U
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Re: What to do.........
You could always walk around the seedy side of town wearing a big sign saying "Will Lick Pussy For Food"
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| April 1, 2007, 11:47 |
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QUOTE (NRG4U @ April 1, 2007, 11:47)You could always walk around the seedy side of town wearing a big sign saying "Will Lick Pussy For Food"
I could try that but I can only imagine the quality of the "donatees"! 
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| April 1, 2007, 12:00 |
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Bill,
I think you should attend a knitting class, with your imagination and creativity it would turn into a stiching and bitching bee in no time...plus, I'll bet you'd shake those young knitters out of submission (FYI - for those that don't know, the likes of Julia Roberts, Kirsten Dunst, etc. have taken up knitting as have many of their contemporaries).
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| April 1, 2007, 12:06 |
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Re: What to do.........
create your own anit-whoever web pages on Geocities, etc...
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| April 1, 2007, 12:22 |
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Re: Re: What to do.........
QUOTE (Juilianna @ April 1, 2007, 12:06)Bill,
I think you should attend a knitting class, with your imagination and creativity it would turn into a stiching and bitching bee in no time...plus, I'll bet you'd shake those young knitters out of submission (FYI - for those that don't know, the likes of Julia Roberts, Kirsten Dunst, etc. have taken up knitting as have many of their contemporaries).
Oh yeh, that's a rip-roarin' idea JUILIANNA, join a knitting class! While I'm at it, why don't I knit myself a COCK SOCK for those cold New England winters? 
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| April 1, 2007, 12:27 |
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Re: What to do.........
Take a ballroom dancing class...
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| April 1, 2007, 12:29 |
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NRG4U
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Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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QUOTE (voyeurbill @ April 1, 2007, 12:00) QUOTE (NRG4U @ April 1, 2007, 11:47)You could always walk around the seedy side of town wearing a big sign saying "Will Lick Pussy For Food"
I could try that but I can only imagine the quality of the "donatees"!
ok better option, there is a biker rally in Menoken Grove North Dakota that has a contest you'd like, best tasting pussy contest. Sign up for one of the judges.
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| April 1, 2007, 12:30 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: What to do.........
QUOTE (NRG4U @ April 1, 2007, 12:30) QUOTE (voyeurbill @ April 1, 2007, 12:00) QUOTE (NRG4U @ April 1, 2007, 11:47)You could always walk around the seedy side of town wearing a big sign saying "Will Lick Pussy For Food"
I could try that but I can only imagine the quality of the "donatees"! ok better option, there is a biker rally in Menoken Grove North Dakota that has a contest you'd like, best tasting pussy contest. Sign up for one of the judges.
I'd like to, but I've been on one of THOSE diets lately.
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| April 1, 2007, 15:17 |
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Re: What to do.........
Besides drinking lots of beer, daydreaming about some of the ladies in this world, and being bored to death, how about one of those back burner projects of yours that always gets put back on that damned burner for everything else????? 
Good luck!!!!!!!! 
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| April 1, 2007, 15:31 |
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Re: Re: What to do.........
QUOTE (Hobscotch @ April 1, 2007, 15:31)Besides drinking lots of beer, daydreaming about some of the ladies in this world, and being bored to death, how about one of those back burner projects of yours that always gets put back on that damned burner for everything else?????
Good luck!!!!!!!!
I actually don't have anything I have to do around the house (single family home). I live in a brand new house and as a member of an owners association, I do not mow, I do not snow shovel, I do not have to tend to the flowers in front of the house, I just pay the fees every month ($145). All those duties are tended to by a independent contractor, manned by our local contingent of illegal immigrants (surprise). Th inside is all done exactly the way we like it.
Any other suggestions?
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| April 1, 2007, 19:44 |
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REALshedevil
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Re: What to do.........
Hmmmmmmmmm how bout you get some old pics out and start a scrapbook. Scrapbooking is always relaxing! 
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| April 1, 2007, 21:28 |
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QUOTE (REALshedevil @ April 1, 2007, 21:28)Hmmmmmmmmm how bout you get some old pics out and start a scrapbook. Scrap booking is always relaxing!
I just might try that. I am not a picture guy, per se, but I do have quite a large collection of accumulated pictures that are disheveled in a box, so maybe it's time to organize them......better than sex I'll bet!!
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| April 1, 2007, 22:06 |
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Re: Re: Re: What to do.........
QUOTE (voyeurbill @ April 1, 2007, 12:27) QUOTE (Juilianna @ April 1, 2007, 12:06)Bill,
I think you should attend a knitting class, with your imagination and creativity it would turn into a stiching and bitching bee in no time...plus, I'll bet you'd shake those young knitters out of submission (FYI - for those that don't know, the likes of Julia Roberts, Kirsten Dunst, etc. have taken up knitting as have many of their contemporaries).
Oh yeh, that's a rip-roarin' idea JUILIANNA, join a knitting class! While I'm at it, why don't I knit myself a COCK SOCK for those cold New England winters?
You missed what I was saying...lots of young chicks take knitting, perhaps they would tie you up in their yarn...and yes, that sockcock could come in very handy...
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| April 1, 2007, 22:13 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: What to do.........
QUOTE (Juilianna @ April 1, 2007, 22:13) QUOTE (voyeurbill @ April 1, 2007, 12:27) QUOTE (Juilianna @ April 1, 2007, 12:06)Bill,
I think you should attend a knitting class, with your imagination and creativity it would turn into a stitching and bitching bee in no time...plus, I'll bet you'd shake those young knitters out of submission (FYI - for those that don't know, the likes of Julia Roberts, Kirsten Dunst, etc. have taken up knitting as have many of their contemporaries).
Oh yeh, that's a rip-roarin' idea JUILIANNA, join a knitting class! While I'm at it, why don't I knit myself a COCK SOCK for those cold New England winters?
You missed what I was saying...lots of young chicks take knitting, perhaps they would tie you up in their yarn...and yes, that sockcock could come in very handy...
You are correct-o-mundo, sweety, I did miss your intention. Again, I was too busy trying to be the funny guy, with the emphasis on trying!
The problem, as I see it, would be, am I there trying to pick up chicks? I'll save that venture for family reunions!
Actually attending knitting classes to actually learn how to knit and also be "tied" up in yarn" by young babes? Quick, turn on IDOL!!!
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| April 1, 2007, 22:26 |
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REALshedevil
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Re: Re: Re: What to do.........
QUOTE (voyeurbill @ April 1, 2007, 22:06) QUOTE (REALshedevil @ April 1, 2007, 21:28)Hmmmmmmmmm how bout you get some old pics out and start a scrapbook. Scrap booking is always relaxing!
I just might try that. I am not a picture guy, per se, but I do have quite a large collection of accumulated pictures that are disheveled in a box, so maybe it's time to organize them......better than sex I'll bet!!
Well, no, but it is fun. 
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