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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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medical distinctions
*Medical Distinctions*
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below...
*GUTS* - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
*BALLS* - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both will
ultimately result in death.
 
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| March 29, 2007, 16:51 |
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Re: medical distinctions
Ahhh...living life on the edge, inviting danger with every step....damn adrenaline junkies!
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| March 30, 2007, 09:14 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: medical distinctions
Not sure about the end results, but I can say that one certainly would wish they had died. Either way its going to get ugly. 
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