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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Embarassing moments
Whats the most embarassing sexual moment you have had? 
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| September 18, 2004, 22:40 |
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Re: Embarassing moments
lots of moments when I was with ex boyfriend, got caught giving head all the time, during breaks when his band was playing somewhere, and even at his place, allot of his friends didn't know a woman had moved in and they would just walk on in,
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| September 18, 2004, 22:44 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Embarassing moments
Everyone else must b e too embarassed to answer? 
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| September 19, 2004, 15:23 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: Embarassing moments
QUOTE (Tease @ September 19, 2004, 15:23) Everyone else must b e too embarassed to answer?
I'm Thinkin......I'm Thinkin....dammit
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| September 19, 2004, 16:42 |
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bawbie
63 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: Embarassing moments
when my boyfriend's sister banged on the door (it was locked), and then annouced to the immediate city, "he can't come out right now. they're fucking."
or when one of the kids walked in on us.
"what are you doing?"
" umm, daddy is showing me how to arrest a bad
guy"
" oh." wanders out to see if she can climb
something. 
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| September 19, 2004, 16:46 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ September 19, 2004, 16:42) QUOTE (Tease @ September 19, 2004, 15:23) Everyone else must b e too embarassed to answer?
I'm Thinkin......I'm Thinkin....dammit
Dont think to hard you may hurt yourself! 
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| September 19, 2004, 17:24 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Embarassing moments
I can not belive I am going to type this. But HR said if I did I would get a spanking ...hehe
Im a very naughty girl sometimes...and me and a old boy toy were making a movie...Well I had gotten up on my knees and everything was going fine...He likes to pull out all the wat then ram back in...I was getting into it until....There got to be a lil bit too much air in there and it decided to release itself..Sounded like I was ripping ass! *bright red now* (thanks hr) We just went on about our buisness...But he decided to show this movie to a few friends...They nicknamed me queef (however ya spell it) and it stuck for several months...there..Now Im totally embarassed now...
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| September 19, 2004, 19:37 |
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QUOTE (Tease @ September 19, 2004, 19:37) ...They nicknamed me queef (however ya spell it) and it stuck for several months...there..Now Im totally embarassed now...
guess thats the end of jj!  
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| September 20, 2004, 16:18 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ September 20, 2004, 16:18) QUOTE (Tease @ September 19, 2004, 19:37) ...They nicknamed me queef (however ya spell it) and it stuck for several months...there..Now Im totally embarassed now...
guess thats the end of jj!
BCB I WILL WALK TO SD AND PERSONALLY STRANGLE YOU IF YOU DARE!
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| September 20, 2004, 16:29 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Embarassing moments
I geuss it would have to be when my boyfriend and I were caught doggie fucking in the garage by my uncle!!    
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| September 20, 2004, 17:27 |
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QUOTE (Tease @ September 19, 2004, 19:37) I can not belive I am going to type this. But HR said if I did I would get a spanking ...hehe
Im a very naughty girl sometimes...and me and a old boy toy were making a movie...Well I had gotten up on my knees and everything was going fine...He likes to pull out all the wat then ram back in...I was getting into it until....There got to be a lil bit too much air in there and it decided to release itself..Sounded like I was ripping ass! *bright red now* (thanks hr) We just went on about our buisness...But he decided to show this movie to a few friends...They nicknamed me queef (however ya spell it) and it stuck for several months...there..Now Im totally embarassed now...
Um..don't be too embarassed...I think that happens to every girl at one time or another..but not me...of course it's never ever happened to me. Did I say never? 
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| September 20, 2004, 17:30 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Embarassing moments
Smartass! I am the only one willing to admit it! And get grief cause of it! Oh well huh
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| September 20, 2004, 17:40 |
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Re: Embarassing moments
yeah... poor queef. 
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| September 20, 2004, 17:53 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Embarassing moments
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ September 20, 2004, 17:53)yeah... poor queef.
I hate you bcb!
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| September 20, 2004, 17:56 |
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Re: Embarassing moments
I posted this way back in a similar topic, but I was giving head to a nice young man in a parking lot near the club we had met in, and a nice local female police officer walked up to the car and shined her flashlight in on us and asked me If I wouldn't mind taking it somewwhere else.
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| September 20, 2004, 19:06 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Embarassing moments
I dont see anyone else posting? Why not? Chickens?????? BCB I know you are hiding something...Lets hear it!
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| September 21, 2004, 23:00 |
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Re: Embarassing moments
My dad also walked in on me and a guy while we were fucking on the couch. The only good thing I can say about this is that at least he wasn't there in time for the blowjob and me getting it up the ass.
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| September 22, 2004, 03:49 |
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Re: Embarassing moments
I have so many its hard to pick one. How about once while me and a friend were in the middle of having sex I started my period. I was on top. What a nasty mess. I guess that one is kind of gross. I was embarrased.
Does that one help any Tease?
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| September 22, 2004, 13:44 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Embarassing moments
QUOTE (curiousgirl @ September 22, 2004, 13:44)I have so many its hard to pick one. How about once while me and a friend were in the middle of having sex I started my period. I was on top. What a nasty mess. I guess that one is kind of gross. I was embarrased.
Does that one help any Tease?
A lil... 
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| September 22, 2004, 13:54 |
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Re: Embarassing moments
O.K. How about the time I was all alone so I figured I'd go pleasure myself. I grabbed the only toy I had at the time, which was quite noisey, and went upstairs. I left the door open,(i really should learn to shut doors) and was just going at it. I'm pretty sure I was louder than the toy. My best friend(girl) came over unannouced. She stood at the bottom of the steps and yelled my name until I finally heard her and stopped.
I don't know what was worse getting caught masterbating and having to go downstairs all flustered and out of breath or not getting to finish and still being horny.
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| September 22, 2004, 14:03 |
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Re: Embarassing moments
I have many many stories of sexual embarassement. I could go on and on. I just chalk it up to a little comic relief. After the initial embarassment, of course.
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| September 22, 2004, 14:05 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Embarassing moments
LMAO....Happened to me before but it was the mother in law who caught me...and she told the rest of the family...cunt
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| September 22, 2004, 14:06 |
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Re: Embarassing moments
My mother in law never caught me doing anything. I use to catch her sneeking peeks at me while getting dressed. If me and my husband were having sex one night the next night she would sit in her room and make all kinds of noises so we would think that they had sex as much as we did. I think i'll use the same word. Cunt.
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| September 22, 2004, 14:54 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Embarassing moments
Why mother inlaws have to be so bad? 
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| September 22, 2004, 15:45 |
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QUOTE (Tease @ September 22, 2004, 15:45) Why mother inlaws have to be so bad?
you little starlets stole their baby!!
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| September 22, 2004, 16:04 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ September 22, 2004, 16:04) QUOTE (Tease @ September 22, 2004, 15:45) Why mother inlaws have to be so bad?
you little starlets stole their baby!!
I also gave him back! And she didnt want him either!
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| September 22, 2004, 16:28 |
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QUOTE (Tease @ September 22, 2004, 16:28) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ September 22, 2004, 16:04) QUOTE (Tease @ September 22, 2004, 15:45) Why mother inlaws have to be so bad?
you little starlets stole their baby!!
I also gave him back! And she didnt want him either!
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| September 22, 2004, 17:10 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ September 22, 2004, 17:10) QUOTE (Tease @ September 22, 2004, 16:28) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ September 22, 2004, 16:04) QUOTE (Tease @ September 22, 2004, 15:45) Why mother inlaws have to be so bad?
you little starlets stole their baby!!
I also gave him back! And she didnt want him either!
BCB....Why dontcha tell us all bout your male male experience? Im gonna start callin you CB...and it dont stand for country boy.... 
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| September 22, 2004, 17:16 |
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QUOTE (Tease @ September 22, 2004, 17:16) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ September 22, 2004, 17:10) QUOTE (Tease @ September 22, 2004, 16:28) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ September 22, 2004, 16:04) QUOTE (Tease @ September 22, 2004, 15:45) Why mother inlaws have to be so bad?
you little starlets stole their baby!!
I also gave him back! And she didnt want him either!
BCB....Why dontcha tell us all bout your male male experience? Im gonna start callin you CB...and it dont stand for country boy....
forgot i said i'd post that one.... but since you did no sence in posting it twice is there.
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| September 22, 2004, 18:29 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Embarassing moments
Ya but you didnt post what happened!
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| September 22, 2004, 18:43 |
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Re: Embarassing moments
lets see... something like drink, drink, drink, hit on a married woman , drink, listen to this cowboy complain no one wants to dance, ask him to dance, never did dance, drink, drink, drink, started a bon fire, drag the keg outta the barn, drink, he surprised me with a big ole kiss, both too drunk to do any fighting so grabbed his ass and sent him on his way to pass out in the weeds, still havent heard the end of it....
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| September 22, 2004, 19:02 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Embarassing moments
That would have been a sight!Wanna do it again for me? Give me my ultimate fantasy? 
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| September 22, 2004, 19:11 |
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QUOTE (Tease @ September 22, 2004, 19:11) That would have been a sight!Wanna do it again for me? Give me my ultimate fantasy?
um...NO
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| September 22, 2004, 19:12 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ September 22, 2004, 19:12) QUOTE (Tease @ September 22, 2004, 19:11) That would have been a sight!Wanna do it again for me? Give me my ultimate fantasy?
um...NO
I knew you didnt love me  LMAO
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| September 22, 2004, 19:21 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Embarassing moments
Standing in my kitchen today...Its my daughters birthday adn so we have company...alot of it too...My son (whos5) goes into my room Nothing unusual about that...Comes out..everyone sitting in the living room getting ready for my daughter to open her gifts...Son holds out my toy Says..."Mommy why you have a penis in your drawer"! Talk about embarassing! Mom and brothers and other family and friends were here! I wanted to crawl under a rock and die! Alls I could do was stand here lookin at him ready to cry..My mom gets up..gets the toy tosses it on my bed and closes the door! And my older brother took him aside to talk to him about messing around in mommies dresser...God I could have died!
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| September 25, 2004, 19:30 |
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Re: Embarassing moments
OMG....I think you just took the cake. I've never had anything quite as embarassing as that happen to me.
My mom prob would have laughed and said I'm not touching that but you prob don't wanna loose that now do ya.
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| September 26, 2004, 08:17 |
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QUOTE (curiousgirl @ September 26, 2004, 08:17)OMG....I think you just took the cake. I've never had anything quite as embarassing as that happen to me.
My mom prob would have laughed and said I'm not touching that but you prob don't wanna loose that now do ya.
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| September 26, 2004, 08:24 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (DEye @ September 26, 2004, 08:24) QUOTE (curiousgirl @ September 26, 2004, 08:17)OMG....I think you just took the cake. I've never had anything quite as embarassing as that happen to me.
My mom prob would have laughed and said I'm not touching that but you prob don't wanna loose that now do ya.
Thanks guys! So no more queen******* lmao!
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| September 26, 2004, 10:14 |
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bear
63 / male
OHIO, Ohio, US
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Re: Embarassing moments
that beats having ex-wifes daughter walk in her mom and me while her mom is riding me for all it's worth. oh yeah she walked in right at start of Big O talk about bad timing.
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| September 27, 2004, 12:33 |
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Re: Embarassing moments
When the kids were young I kept my toys locked up in a fire safe and to my surprise without my knowledge, my son decided to open it. Well, when he opened it... let's just say there were two red-flushed faces, his and mine. After that embarrassing moment, he never got nosy anymore with my belongings.
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Embarassing moments
My ex and I used to be hot and heavy in bedroom. Our bedroom consisted of french doors, glass doors. Well one of them was missing a pane down around the bottom. Her daughter woke up one night and heard her moaning away. Unbeknown to us, she watched her mother bounding atop of me naked. (EDITED)
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| November 18, 2009, 03:48 |
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nudistgardener
55 / male
Cornwall, England, UK
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Re: Embarassing moment's
I got caught nude semi erect in hallway by girlfriends mom
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| February 7, 2014, 22:09 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Embarrassing moments
so Embarrassed No longer here?
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| February 8, 2014, 00:47 |
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