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Another blonde joke
Another oldie but goodie 
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, despite having had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to
safety. Unfortunately for the blonde, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. Her head is battered against the ground, mere moments away from unconsciousness when...
Stan the Walmart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
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| March 26, 2007, 10:19 |
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Re: Another blonde joke
That is priceless  
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| March 26, 2007, 10:22 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Another blonde joke
Moon, that was you at Wal-mart.... 
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| March 26, 2007, 10:43 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: Another blonde joke
hee hee ,
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| March 28, 2007, 04:31 |
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Re: Re: Another blonde joke
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ March 26, 2007, 10:43)
Moon was on the other horse..pulllin the wagon...covered wagon..headin west..ridiin into the wal-mart sunset.
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