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Personal Ad definitions
Definitions for understanding the Personal Ad descriptions
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>>>
>>> 40-ish...................................49
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>>> Adventurous........................Slept with everyone
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>>> Athletic...............................No tits
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>>> Average looking...................Ugly
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>>> Beautiful............................Pathological liar
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>>> Contagious Smile.................Does a lot of pills
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>>> Emotionally Secure..............On medication
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>>> Feminist.............................Fat
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>>> Free spirit...........................Junkie
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>>> Friendship first..................Former slut
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>>> Fun...................................Annoying
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>>> New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
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>>> Old-fashioned....................No BJs
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>>> Open-minded......................Desperate
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>>> Outgoing............................Loud and Embarrassing
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>>> Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
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>>> Professional......................Bitch
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>>> Voluptuous.......................Very Fat
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>>> Large frame......................Hugely Fat
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>>> Wants Soul mate..................Stalker
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>>>A WOMAN'S ENGLISH:
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>>> 1. Yes = No
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>>> 2. No = Yes
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>>> 3. Maybe = No
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>>> 4. We need = I want..
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>>> 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
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>>> 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
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>>> 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
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>>> 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
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>>> 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
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>>> 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
>>>about?
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>>> A MAN'S ENGLISH:
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>>> 1. I am hungry = I am hungry
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>>> 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
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>>> 3. I am tired = I am tired
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>>> 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
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>>> 5. I love you = Let's have sex now
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>>> 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex ?
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>>> 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
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>>> 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
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>>> 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
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>>> 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
>>>
>>> 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm
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| March 22, 2007, 08:10 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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| March 22, 2007, 08:54 |
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