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funlovingpair
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Blonde's Year In Review
Blonde's Year In Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour Per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
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