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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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A Texas gentleman
A Texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an
attractive woman .
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the
gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and
decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering
for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
garage,
a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
After reading the note, the Texan decided to compose one of his own in
return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him
to
return this to the woman.
It read:
"For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes
CL600, a Porsche Turbo, Toyota Prius and Matrix in my garage, beautiful
homes in Aspen, Colorado and Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Texas .
There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even
for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send
the bottle back!!!
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| March 21, 2007, 13:29 |
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rawk35
56 / couple
valley, Oregon, US
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Re: A Texas gentleman
lmao!  
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| March 21, 2007, 13:59 |
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Re: A Texas gentleman
perfect!! funny one...
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| March 22, 2007, 08:02 |
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