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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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It Pays to go Private....
Queen Elizabeth II was visiting one of New York's finest hospitals and during her tour of the wards she passed a room where one of the male patients was masturbating.
"Oh God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry your Royal Highness, but this man has a very serious condition where his testicles fill up rapidly with semen. If he doesn't do what he is doing at least 5 times per day, he could swell up and he might die"
"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen, "I was unaware that such a medical condition existed."
On the same floor they soon passed another room where a young, blonde nurse was performing oral sex on another patient.
"Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening here?"
The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."
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| March 21, 2007, 04:47 |
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Re: It Pays to go Private....
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ March 21, 2007, 04:47)Queen Elizabeth II was visiting one of New York's finest hospitals and during her tour of the wards she passed a room where one of the male patients was masturbating.
"Oh God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry your Royal Highness, but this man has a very serious condition where his testicles fill up rapidly with semen. If he doesn't do what he is doing at least 5 times per day, he could swell up and he might die"
"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen, "I was unaware that such a medical condition existed."
On the same floor they soon passed another room where a young, blonde nurse was performing oral sex on another patient.
"Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening here?"
The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."
More details on the second guys health plan! 
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| March 21, 2007, 05:46 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: It Pays to go Private....
Np....JJ......i've popped the details in the post..along with the 'cheque',,,,,hmmm.....yeah......sure...lol !
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| March 21, 2007, 06:40 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: It Pays to go Private....
And where do we sign up for second guy's health plan?????  
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| March 21, 2007, 12:58 |
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rawk35
56 / couple
valley, Oregon, US
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Re: It Pays to go Private....
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| March 21, 2007, 13:17 |
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Re: It Pays to go Private....
now THAT is a health plan...there is a huge sign on a building along one of the major highways....Oral Health...
makes me smile every time i drive by it. 
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| March 22, 2007, 07:59 |
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Re: It Pays to go Private....
Damn!
That's what happens when you get a HMO provider vs. a PPO.
Damn! 
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| March 23, 2007, 10:33 |
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Re: Re: It Pays to go Private....
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ March 21, 2007, 06:40)Np....JJ......i've popped the details in the post..along with the 'cheque',,,,,hmmm.....yeah......sure...lol !
Normally, I don't take any stinkin' post dated, three party, out of state cheques but from you, I'll chance it!! 
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| March 29, 2007, 01:46 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: Re: Re: It Pays to go Private....
QUOTE (voyeurbill @ March 29, 2007, 01:46) QUOTE (Liberalwife @ March 21, 2007, 06:40)Np....JJ......i've popped the details in the post..along with the 'cheque',,,,,hmmm.....yeah......sure...lol !
Normally, I don't take any stinkin' post dated, three party, out of state cheques but from you, I'll chance it!!
Well, thank you VB, i am flattered by your faith. 
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| March 29, 2007, 01:55 |
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Re: Re: It Pays to go Private....
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ March 21, 2007, 06:40)Np....JJ......i've popped the details in the post..along with the 'cheque',,,,,hmmm.....yeah......sure...lol !
So your not a doctor by any chance...Cause I think I need a check-up  Or you could at least add me to your naughty list
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| March 29, 2007, 05:51 |
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