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The Freezer!!
Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a converstion.
"How 'd you die?"
the first man asks the second. "I froze to death,"
says the second. "That's awful, how does it feel
to freeze to death?" says the first. "It's very
uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and you
get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually,
it's a very calm way to go.You get numb and kind of drift off,
as if you're sleeping. How did you die?" says the second.
"I had a heart attack<" says the first guy. "You see, I knew
my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at
home unexpectedly. I ran up to the first bedroom, and
found her alone, knitting. I ran to the basement , but no
one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no
one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic,
and just as I got there, Ihad a massive heart attack and died,"
The second man shakes his head. "that's so ironic" he says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
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| March 19, 2007, 08:12 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: The Freezer!!
 LMAO 
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| March 19, 2007, 12:00 |
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