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Ballerina
Ballerina
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in
Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as
she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man
here will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand
down on the counter and bellowed "Give the ballerina a drink."
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them,
revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a
lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar
and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said "Tell me, Paddy,
it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you
keep calling her a ballerina?"
The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got
to be a ballerina!!!!!!!"
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| March 19, 2007, 08:05 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Ballerina
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| March 19, 2007, 11:58 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: Ballerina
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| March 19, 2007, 12:43 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Ballerina
ahahahahaha! the power of alcohol...
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| March 19, 2007, 14:10 |
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rawk35
56 / couple
valley, Oregon, US
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Re: Ballerina
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| March 19, 2007, 17:56 |
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