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Stupid Sayings
Who can come up with some of the stupid sayings that we all use, we all know what they mean but really, when you get right down to it make no sense. Here's a couple that aggrivate me: When someone says "Ya know what I was thinking?" Now how the hell could I possibly know that? Or when someone asks a question and you cant think of the answer, even though you know it and your reply is: "If you didnt ask me, I could have told you". Now why would you have told them if they didnt ask?
Maybe I just over think things. Anyway, knowing this bunch, Im sure there'll be many more! Especially from personalities like Chazzy, Voyeurbill, NRG4U and BCB. Bring em on folks!
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| March 13, 2007, 17:12 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Stupid Sayings
what about lizonya???
ok, how about these for starters:
- if i said it once i've said it 1000 times...(what?)
- do you want my honest opinion? (ah...no)
- irregardless - that's not even a word!
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| March 13, 2007, 17:23 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Stupid Sayings
You mean like when some one calls & ask "Where ya at?" Now just where in the Blue Fuck did ya call??
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| March 13, 2007, 17:23 |
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Sorry Liz, I knew you havent been feeling well. And youre absolutely right! (If you want my honest opinion!)  Please get better soon! QUOTE (lizonya @ March 13, 2007, 17:23)what about lizonya???
ok, how about these for starters:
- if i said it once i've said it 1000 times...(what?)
- do you want my honest opinion? (ah...no)
- irregardless - that's not even a word!
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| March 13, 2007, 17:59 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (NRG4U @ March 13, 2007, 17:23)You mean like when some one calls & ask "Where ya at?" Now just where in the Blue Fuck did ya call??
 Your cell phone.... and how in hell would I know where your cell is at????? 
I know, smart ass, right.
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| March 13, 2007, 18:03 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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OK pa, I meant my landline, & yes it really has happened.
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| March 13, 2007, 18:17 |
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Re: Stupid Sayings
How bout "Fuck you" or "Fuck off"? Theyre usually said when someone's mad at some one else, but fucking is a good thing and the words dont make any sense!
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| March 13, 2007, 18:28 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Or Piss off???? piss off of what??
or Do me, ???
or whats up?? Hell take a good look & see whats up 
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| March 13, 2007, 19:25 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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(in movie theater) "OMG, Did you SEE that?!
no, stupid, I paid $12 bucks to go into a movie and stare at the ground!
  
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| March 13, 2007, 19:54 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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LMAO!!! Now I've seen that done, but sounds funny how you said it, hahahahaha
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| March 13, 2007, 19:58 |
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This reminds me of the comedian Bill Engvall's "here's your sign."
One day I pulled into the gas station and she said, "You going to get gas?" I said, "No, I thought I would order us some lunch from right here at the pump."
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| March 13, 2007, 20:26 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Not that this is a stupid saying.......but it did happen to me and I thought it was pretty funny!
Boyfriend is driving the car, I'm sitting in the passengers side, the police pull us over, he gets out of his car and comes over to the window, then asks...."who threw the cigarette out the window?"
Now come on......It came out of the right side of the car.....Who do you think threw it?.....
Not to mention the driver had his cigarette still in his hand.....
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| March 13, 2007, 20:37 |
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oh gosh, when I was a teen in the 80's the thing was to say "Really?" after everything - I think my Mom would have loved to slap my head off!!
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| March 13, 2007, 21:42 |
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There was this guy at school (in the 80's too CKTC) and he would always say "doy" if he thought someone said something stupid...I asked him one day if he realized he was the one that sounded like an idiot and the rest of us started calling him "Doy Boy."
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| March 13, 2007, 22:52 |
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OMG - Juils - I remember that - we had people that said that too!
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| March 13, 2007, 23:15 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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These kind of stoopid sayings 'Really get my goat'....Lol !!
"We gave it 101% out there"
(If percentage no longer is a scale then why didn't you give it 105% you lazy b*stards.??)
"Worse things happen at sea..."
(That's all very well, but I'm on the land and this is f***'d. )
"at the end of the day..."
(Come's the friggin' night, get over it... !!)
"A leopard cannot change its spots"
(Really?? Wow you learn something new everyday, hehe..)
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| March 14, 2007, 03:36 |
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The one i find stupid is, "Don't make me come over there!!!" Why what ya gonna do if i do????????
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| March 14, 2007, 09:45 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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And what about 'If I Knew then what I Know now,,,,,,,,,'
Geez!,,,,talk about stating the bleeding obvious!!!
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| March 14, 2007, 09:54 |
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So true
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| March 14, 2007, 09:58 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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how about " well, if you ask me " only nobody had!!!!
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| March 14, 2007, 11:53 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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QUOTE (dave2big @ March 14, 2007, 11:53)how about " well, if you ask me " only nobody had!!!!
And......'he/she really rubs me up the wrong way... '
What exactly is the wrong way to rub??
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| March 14, 2007, 12:04 |
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how 'bout one from a commercial: "obey your thirst"..wtf..
no i'm thirsty and gonna tell my thirst to take a flying leap...hahaha
ah..yes ma'am...i am obeying my thirst...wouldn't have it any other way..
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| March 14, 2007, 14:23 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Why is it called Kitty Litter?? Its not like we throw our cat out the window while driving down the road
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| April 5, 2007, 14:00 |
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QUOTE (NRG4U @ April 5, 2007, 14:00)Why is it called Kitty Litter?? Its not like we throw our cat out the window while driving down the road
so if nykitten is a pussy...cat...then, what lines her box?
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| April 5, 2007, 15:08 |
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Re: Stupid Sayings
Any dispatcher that says, "don't worry, we'll have ya back in time"
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| April 5, 2007, 20:42 |
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MelodyBeth
49 / female
sadiveille, Kentucky, US
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When you are looking for something people tend to say
"I bet it will be in the last place you look"
Well of course it will be because after you find it you stop looking, Right.
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| April 13, 2007, 21:14 |
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My sister, who is a college graduate and a elementary school principle in MYRTLE BEACH SC, has uttered this phrase to me more than once over the cellphone, "Where ya'll at"? WTF is that???
Another stupid f**kin' saying is "how ya' doin"?
This is from people I do not f**kin' know, will never know and may never want to know! How do you properly reply to "how ya doin"? Start giving that person a dissertation on your current situation, such as your lack of sexual satisfaction, your level of anxiety at work, whether you are comfortable even talking to that person asking you that dumb ass question in the first place? What's wrong with a simple "hello"?
Please oh please, if you meet me face to face or over the phone, do not utter that phrase to me or I'll wet myself right on the spot...... 
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| April 15, 2007, 02:12 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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When somebody says, "I'm sweating like a pig".... only pigs can't sweat, which is why they must have a mud hole to lay in, the only way they can cool off
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| April 15, 2007, 13:38 |
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QUOTE (voyeurbill @ April 15, 2007, 02:12)My sister, who is a college graduate and a elementary school principle in MYRTLE BEACH SC, has uttered this phrase to me more than once over the cellphone, "Where ya'll at"? WTF is that???
Another stupid f**kin' saying is "how ya' doin"?
This is from people I do not f**kin' know, will never know and may never want to know! How do you properly reply to "how ya doin"? Start giving that person a dissertation on your current situation, such as your lack of sexual satisfaction, your level of anxiety at work, whether you are comfortable even talking to that person asking you that dumb ass question in the first place? What's wrong with a simple "hello"?
Please oh please, if you meet me face to face or over the phone, do not utter that phrase to me or I'll wet myself right on the spot......
Bill, how are you doing? 
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| April 15, 2007, 16:05 |
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JUILIANNA, I'm doin' just peachy-keen sweetheart!!
I'm just a little hubby with a chubby....
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| April 15, 2007, 20:57 |
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mysticc
53 / male
bowlingreen, Kentucky, US
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y do we park n drive ways,n drive on parkways,y do we call it a hot water heater?the world is ful o oxy morons,n this game called life,we jus deal with it as it shows itself to us.
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When you lose something and someone says, "Where did you have it last???", If i knew that, i'd know where i bloody left it wouldn't i!!!! 
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| April 15, 2010, 22:42 |
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hightop
50 / male
pleasure beach, New Zealand
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you cant have your cake and eat it ??
if i have cake im bloddy well going to eat it 
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