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5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
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5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship



1. It is important that a woman helps you around the house and

has a job.

2. It is important that a woman makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a woman you can count on and doesn't

lie to you.

4. It is important that a woman is good in bed and loves

making love to you.

5. It is VERY important that these four women never meet.


 September 9, 2004, 09:54
 hardrock1955
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 69 / male
 McGaheysville, Virginia, US
Re: 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
know anyone that is all four rolled into one? I think I do
 September 9, 2004, 10:08
 

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Re: 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
Lets see now,,? 4 select woman or one very select woman with all 4 qualities??? That would be a hard choice,,,,, one woman would be much less in maintenance costs, but 4 woman could be a lot more fun. I donno, Im stumped,,, I think you may have the right Idea, Your a good man hardrock!
 September 9, 2004, 11:06
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 OHIO, Ohio, US
Re: 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
Smooth guys, real smooth
 September 10, 2004, 05:49
 

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Re: 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
THE Secret:
In a chat session with Chazzy, it was discussed that pleasing one's
partner is universally and systemically considered ultimately
erotic and ultimately fulfilling. A real indicative that we
are all subliminal romantics and that sex for the sake of sex
and self fulfillment, only, won't realize all that an encounter
has to offer. Chazzy put it beautifully; "pleasing is the fuel
for being pleased". Hopefully, we might take note and ponder
our encounters from an altered perspective, in that we should
not be in competition for individual superficial popularity, but
that mutual erotic sexual fulfillment is the real key to real popularity;
wether for the casual encounter or for the long term
personal and/or sex, only, relationship.
 September 10, 2004, 07:40
 Tease
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 47 / female
 small town, Minnesota, US
Re: Re: 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
  QUOTE (bear @ September 10, 2004, 05:49)
Smooth guys, real smooth


Not even close
 September 10, 2004, 16:08
 

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Re: 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
yes 4 in one would definetly be the answer, but the thought of having 4 beautiful women to myself is just to wonderful to turn down
 September 11, 2004, 04:02
 

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Re: 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
Even in hardcore porno graphics, subliminal
romanticism is in play. The directors almost always
have the woman pleased first. She is defrocked, slowly,
with initial attention paid to her breasts, then
moving eventually to extended fingering and eating.
She reciprocates with lengthy fellatio and deep
throat. Then they fuck in three or four position
ending with his cum ejaculating in or about her
mouth and breasts.
They all follow about this same scenario -
don't they !!! The only general difference, for all intent
and purposes, are the players personal interactions, finesse,
and techniques.
 September 11, 2004, 04:12
 

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Re: 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
Not in my hardcore porno, I go for the compilation movies, cut out the story line, cut out the pathetic attempts at acting, cut out the seduction and disrobing, cut out the cheesy "looking directly into the camera and make love to it" and the stupid camera angles focused on any part of the anatomy that isn't directly involved in a grapic sexual act, edit a couple hundred of them together and give it a title that is nothing more than a good, clear label, with no puns, cute play on words or variation of a current mainstream movie title, now that's porno !
 September 11, 2004, 11:36
 

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Re: 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
Chazzy,
Odd, I really figured that you would like the slow
titillating disrobing and the enjoyment of the mystery
as long a possible in foreplay. Anticipation is not your
thing. You just like to get right to it ???
 September 11, 2004, 13:29
 

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Re: 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
Yes I do like it, and I can like being teased for days, I just don't like it in my porno!
 September 11, 2004, 16:43
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 small town, Minnesota, US
Re: Re: 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
  QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 11, 2004, 16:43)
Yes I do like it, and I can like being teased for days, I just don't like it in my porno!


Id have to agree..I wanna see um get naughty...to hell with the makin love shit!
 September 11, 2004, 17:28
 pepper
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Re: Re: Re: 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
  QUOTE (Tease @ September 11, 2004, 17:28)
  QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 11, 2004, 16:43)
Yes I do like it, and I can like being teased for days, I just don't like it in my porno!


Id have to agree..I wanna see um get naughty...to hell with the makin love shit!

You go girl just get to it . I'm not watching to see a soap opera I want to see to people get it on!!!
 September 11, 2004, 17:41
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 47 / female
 small town, Minnesota, US
Re: 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
If I wanted a soap Id come in here!
 September 11, 2004, 21:25
 

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Re: 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
Nothing wrong with having "dirty" and "romantic" in one nite, or in one session....
 September 19, 2004, 00:56
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 47 / female
 small town, Minnesota, US
Re: 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
You can be dirty and romantic at the same time!
 September 19, 2004, 15:27
 

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Re: 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
I truly believe that! I think digging my fingernails into someone's back, while through my clenched teeth,in s a demanding and threatening tone, I command them to " fuck me , fuck me now or I'll die, I swear I'll die!!! is very romantic.
 September 20, 2004, 03:47
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 47 / female
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Re: Re: 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
  QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 20, 2004, 03:47)
I truly believe that! I think digging my fingernails into someone's back, while through my clenched teeth,in s a demanding and threatening tone, I command them to " fuck me , fuck me now or I'll die, I swear I'll die!!! is very romantic.


I would have to agree with you again! Chazzy you are always right
 September 20, 2004, 04:44
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Re: 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
Just light a couple candles first,and it will be very romantic
 September 21, 2004, 03:27
 backfromaustintx
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Re: Re: 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
  QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 20, 2004, 03:47)
I truly believe that! I think digging my fingernails into someone's back, while through my clenched teeth,in s a demanding and threatening tone, I command them to " fuck me , fuck me now or I'll die, I swear I'll die!!! is very romantic.

Cripes! I don't know about romantic, but that is bloody arousing! Like blow the top off of your head of arousing!
 September 21, 2004, 06:38
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 47 / female
 small town, Minnesota, US
Re: Re: Re: 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
  QUOTE (backfromaustintx @ September 21, 2004, 06:38)
  QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 20, 2004, 03:47)
I truly believe that! I think digging my fingernails into someone's back, while through my clenched teeth,in s a demanding and threatening tone, I command them to " fuck me , fuck me now or I'll die, I swear I'll die!!! is very romantic.

Cripes! I don't know about romantic, but that is bloody arousing! Like blow the top off of your head of arousing!


Which head?
 September 21, 2004, 11:28

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