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Do You want to buy a talking Dog??
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Do You want to buy a talking Dog??
Selling a Talking Dog
>
>A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a
>house "Talking Dog for Sale ."
>
> He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
>
> The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting
>there.
>
>"You talk?" he asks.
> "Yes, I do," the Lab replies.
> "So, what's your story?"
> The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when
>I was pretty young. I wanted tohelp the government, so I told the CIA
>about mygift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
>country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
>figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
>
>I was one of their most valuable spies for eightyears running.
>But the jetting around really tired meout, and I knew I wasn't getting
>any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
>airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious
>characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and
>was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies,
>and now I'm justretired."
> >
>The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what
> he wants for the dog.
>
>"Ten dollars," the guy says.
>
> "Ten dollars!!? Is that all? This dog is amazing.
>Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
>
>"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit."
 February 28, 2007, 10:02
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Re: Do You want to buy a talking Dog??
 February 28, 2007, 11:00
 

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Re: Do You want to buy a talking Dog??
LMAO!! hehe, cute!
 March 1, 2007, 09:22

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