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i want to buy a lexus, please...oops...
a woman was shopping for a new car, she stopped at her local lexus dealership, just to look, figuring that ahe could'nt afford one anyway. well, she spotted a hot little car, so she decided to give it a closer look, as she leaned over to check out the interior, she accidentaly let a little fart slip out...hoping that no one had heard, she turned to leave, only to find the salesman was standing right behind her. she tried to act like nothing had happened by quickly askibg him how much the car costs.
the salseman replied by saying "MA'AM, IF YOU FARTED JUST BY LOOKING AT IT, YOU WILL SHIT YOUR PANTS WHEN YOU HEAR THE PRICE..."  
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