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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Pussy and Bitch
A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."
She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
He says "well, pussy and bitch".
She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?"
He tells him...pussy and bitch.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy."
"OK dad, so what's a bitch?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."
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| February 20, 2007, 04:04 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Pussy and Bitch
 I think I meet her once 
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| February 20, 2007, 12:43 |
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Re: Pussy and Bitch
Nice.
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| February 20, 2007, 21:54 |
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Re: Re: Pussy and Bitch
 aint it the truth!
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| February 21, 2007, 06:52 |
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| February 21, 2007, 09:11 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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| February 21, 2007, 11:47 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: Pussy and Bitch
If that is what it takes to keep you guys in line ---
believe it!
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| February 25, 2007, 20:23 |
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